Why aren't you out laying some pipe?

[biteme]

1, I have no pipe to lay.
2. I have no confidence
3. I hate rejection
4. I have no interest
5. It is against my beliefs
6. I'm too picky and can't get the pipe that I want.
7. I'm too lazy and would rather masturbate than to put out effort to find some pipe.
8. I am impotent
9. Feel free to add to the list.

 

[HULKSTER]

I can't find my penis.

 

[slobberknocker]

Haha, I'm definitely number 7.

 

[HANSEL]

Pipe was layed a couple hours ago.

 

[ajtomasi]

I laid pipe twice today. Then i masterbated a while ago.

 

[plornive]

I'm getting ready to go lay some pipe at the beach.

 

[slobberknocker]

I can't find my penis.

It's right above your nuts, bro.

 

[biteme]

2,3,6, 7.

 

[ajtomasi]

I laid pipe twice today. Then i masterbated a while ago.

yeah that's right, i masterbated

 

[biteme]

yeah that's right, i masterbated

Did you clean up the mess? Does your woman know that you masturbate while thinking of other women?

 

[HANSEL]

Did you clean up the mess? Does your woman know that you masturbate while thinking of other women?

my gf once asked me to masturbate in front of her, it was weird.

 

[ajtomasi]

my gf once asked me to masturbate in front of her, it was weird.

Dude, I jack off right next to mine while i'm sucking on her breast.

no shit, i'm not joking

 

[slobberknocker]

I jacked off twice before logging on here.

 

[HANSEL]

Dude, I jack off right next to mine while i'm sucking on her breast.

no shit, i'm not joking

Nice, but mine was more of a stage performance.

 

[HANSEL]

LOL "And now, the amazing Hansel..."

Yes, just like that.

 

[ajtomasi]

Nice, but mine was more of a stage performance.

ahhh!

Did you clean up the mess? Does your woman know that you masturbate while thinking of other women?

yeah she hates that shit and gets really freaked out when i masterbate by myself. yet she fingers herself everynight before she goes to bed.

 

[biteme]

my gf once asked me to masturbate in front of her, it was weird.

My ex use to jack me off all the time. She was so good at it, that sometimes I'd rather let her do that than have sex.

 

[HANSEL]

yet she fingers herself everynight before she goes to bed.

H-O-T-T

 

[slobberknocker]

Nice, but mine was more of a stage performance.

LOL "And now, the amazing Hansel..."

 

[slobberknocker]

Yes, just like that.

quit fucking up the post order, asshole

 

[ajtomasi]

My ex use to jack me off all the time. She was so good at it, that sometimes I'd rather let her do that than have sex.

it's hard for my girl to jack me off, she doesn't hit the spots quick enough so i end up doing it myself in front of her.

any ones chick put their mouth on your cock while you're jacking off to catch the spray?

 

[HANSEL]

it's hard for my girl to jack me off, she doesn't hit the spots quick enough so i end up doing it myself in front of her.

any ones chick put their mouth on your cock while you're jacking off to catch the spray?

Dont forget the Goodnight Kiss!

 

[slobberknocker]

Not many women are good at handjobs, for some reason. I'd rather just do it myself.

 

[plornive]

I hate it when chicks jack me off. I like it when a girl gives an excellent blowjob.

 

[ajtomasi]

the thing is that girls want to jack guys off. then how are you supposed to tell them you could do it better without hurting thier feelings. it's a very touchy subject. sort of like fingering a girl for a few minutes only to have her take over and cum in a matter of seconds. it hurts the ego.

 

[biteme]

it's hard for my girl to jack me off, she doesn't hit the spots quick enough so i end up doing it myself in front of her.

any ones chick put their mouth on your cock while you're jacking off to catch the spray?

On our 3rd date, my ex pulled out my penis and started jacking me off, Noone had ever done that b4. I came like a guiser. At that moment I knew that I was in love and that this was the girl that I was going to marry. I doubt I'll ever find a woman that was as sexual as she was.

 

[ajtomasi]

On our 3rd date, my ex pulled out my penis and started jacking me off, Noone had ever done that b4. I came like a guiser. At that moment I knew that I was in love and that this was the girl that I was going to marry. I doubt I'll ever find a woman that was as sexual as she was.

i feel for you man. sorry to hear things didn't work out

 

[biteme]

i feel for you man. sorry to hear things didn't work out

Thanks, I'm better off without her, but I do miss the sex.

 

[jwill3:16]

I droped the woman off so no pipe laying