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why aren't there names that mean something bad???

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decem

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you guys/girls know how most names mean something.. and how it always means something cool.. like aaron is hebrew for enlightened.. and michael means who is like god.. and then there's others that stand for warrior, or pleasant one, or reserved one, or happy/fortunate.. or some shit like that...

why aren't there any names that mean.. shitbird.. or fuckstick.. or man that sleeps with goats.. or one who's mother has hairy armpits..

ya know?

the naming system that's evolved for humans is biased... what if someone IS a shitbird.. or IS a fuckstick... and they parents know they're going to be a shitbird right from birth.. but then there really aren't any appropriate names to designate to this kid.. so then the kid ends up being even more fucked up because they go through some sort of fucking identity crisis.. cuz all they really want to do is be a shitbird.. but their name says they have to be fortunate...







:confused:
 
Why would you want to name your little bundle of joy a name that means shitbird? Lol. Although, judging from some people when they grow up, the name would have fit if chosen. :angel: :)
 
just a thought.. could you imagine if you were in class and the teacher was doing a roll call.. and she calls for "Fuckstick" or "Shitbird".. OMG I would pass out laughing... And if my name was Fuckstick or Shitbird, I would raise my hand to answer every question.. just so the teacher would have to say," Ok, Fuckstick... you can answer the question" lol..
 
furious said:
Lucifer is not a bad name...wasn't Lucifer an angel before he was cast from the heavens?
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Yes. He was the most beautiful of all angels. Vain as all hell, and wanted to be God. He waged war. Got his ass kicked by Michael though.
 
holy shit.. when did jen become a mod????


anywho.. no... it'd suck to be called dung.. it really would... but that's still kinda o/t... you see.. it meant something good..

why can't petunia mean "one who sucks dog penis" or harold "one who molests children"..
 
jennifer said:
Had a friend in highschool, and her name was.....

Dung....hello, thats not very pretty...

But in her race it ment bird or something close to that
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Thats it.......Dung must be Shitbird.....

And there you go.
 
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