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Why are so many lamo chicks jocking me?

velvett

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It will end - eventually.


Try changing some aspect of your self or your life and it will speed up the process.


:)
 
Jesus. I'm a fucking ho magnet right now. A dirty ho magnet. I have no patience for them, either. I mean, FUCK...what's my fucking malfunction?
 
velvett said:
It will end - eventually.


Try changing some aspect of your self or your life and it will speed up the process.


:)

I need some microderm treatments and a hair style, perhaps.

I've got biker babes inviting me to their hotel rooms and shit. I NEED A MAKE OVER.
 
Send me a current photo

For real - I already know you're a babe and that's cool - think of me as the big sis and prepare to be made over.

PM for the email if you're interested
 
Alright velvy :)

You won't recognize me, though
;)

Lucid, the older I get, the less shit I am willing to put up with to get some. It actually feels nice being able to genuinely say "fuck you" to lame bitches who I can see are full of shit. And, of course, the ones I really like are taken or ugly :)
 
Big Johnson said:
Jesus. I'm a fucking ho magnet right now. A dirty ho magnet. I have no patience for them, either. I mean, FUCK...what's my fucking malfunction?

"The above statement is fictitious and for entertainment purposes only."
 
Sistas have been really jocking me lately, too. Except, I'm not use to chicks being like, "Mmmm...mmm...mmmm...you cute for a white boy! Shit, come home with me for my cousin...yeahyeahyeahyeah...she likes white boys and I'm fixing to keep you besides! Shit..."
 
Big Johnson said:
Sistas have been really jocking me lately, too. Except, I'm not use to chicks being like, "Mmmm...mmm...mmmm...you cute for a white boy! Shit, come home with me for my cousin...yeahyeahyeahyeah...she likes white boys and I'm fixing to keep you besides! Shit..."


mmmmm


Well, I know an intelligent, single, blue eyed - blond (natural) with her own career and a master's degree to boot.

She just lives in NY.


You are totally her type.
 
Re: Re: Why are so many lamo chicks jocking me?

anabolicmd said:


"The above statement is fictitious and for entertainment purposes only."

Yeah...come to Sacramento, bro. Friday or Saturday night. You couldn't keep up, cherry, but I'll keep the wolves at bay :)

For reals, pimp.
 
anabolicmd said:


Velvett, know any sleazy bimbos in my area?


Yes, yes I do.
A friend of a friend's sister.

She ran out of men and their brothers out east - so she's moving back NYC to find fresh men.


Attractive, nice bod, but a slut - she'll do you, make you want her and drop you faster than you can pull your pants back up.
 
velvett said:



mmmmm


Well, I know an intelligent, single, blue eyed - blond (natural) with her own career and a master's degree to boot.

She just lives in NY.


You are totally her type.

Velvett, know any sleazy bimbos in my area?
 
velvett said:



mmmmm


Well, I know an intelligent, single, blue eyed - blond (natural) with her own career and a master's degree to boot.

She just lives in NY.


You are totally her type.

Has she been to jail?
 
gingersnap said:
Well stop dressing so trashy you little slut!....LOL!....either that or find a new hood

You know what? I went out with this ho the other night who asked if we could give her friend an emergency ride. I told her to take care of her friend and that we could go out another night. She assured me her friend just needed a ride and that we'd be alone the evening.

Well, what do you fucking know?

Her friend, who was only 18 years old compared to my 29 and her 24, "couldn't" find a place to kick it and wanted to tag along.

What the fuck is that shit? I left them both at my friend's house.

Bring your little holings on dates is just plain weird.
 
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