i had a friend that used to try to fuck with me by saying "you like your coffee just like you like your men...hot, black, and strong."
his attempt at a joke never offended me. after all, this guy lost his virginity in Tia Juana, Mexico, to a hooker for $36.
that was in 97....to this day i still think he hasn't gotten laid for free.
for about a year he thought a stripper was in love with him because he'd pay her for 2 lap dances every time he went into that strip club and always tipped her well when she'd dance....so in turn she'd smile at him and make chit-chat with him. even when we told him "dude, strippers only do that so you'll think they like you so you'll pay them even MORE money" he still didn't understand.
did i just hijack this thread?