who's at work today?

[HappyScrappy]

So I don't get today off.
I don't get many days off.

It was a nice commute in though because apparently many others do have the day off - and more importantly school is not in today and since there is a high school right next to me the traffic was sparse.

The office is quiet and I just want to take a nap.

Although, to be fair, even were the office loud, I'd still want a nap.

 

[HighIntensity]

today is the day to try an office jerk off, you have 8 hours to get it done,

don't fail me

 

[HappyScrappy]

an office jerk off?

today was arms day and I'm just glad I can type at this point.

 

[Ceebs]

No work today due to the holiday, but I'm working overtime for the rest of this week and next Monday.

 

[HighIntensity]

you have to jerk off in your office, without the knowledge of other coworkers

sounds gay?

it's a little something Frackal talks about alot, thought I would relay it

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I'm at work bitch tits. All the ginzos took off. Like being Italian is something to be proud of. They cover themselves in olive oil, roll around on the floor and bake cookies.

Being that there are less people in the office today, i've raised up my chair as high as it will go so that I can nestle my ball sack on top of my desk.

Plus, i'm wearing my cat-in-the-hat hat today.

 

[TheProject]

I'm at work. They give us other BS holidays off, but no Columbus Day. I need to work for the government so I can have a day off every other week. Sheesh. Mailmen and bankers NEVER have to work.

Anyone notice that most of the regular morning crew is missing? Like they took Columbus Day off of Elite?

 

[HappyScrappy]

LOL
I like HG - he is funny.
he'd probably be funnier were his post count higher.

I'm finding that my daily existence right now is just figuring out when I can sleep again.

Also, I just remembered that while I did arms today, I was supposed to do chest.

which would explain why my workout partner seemed so confused.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm at work. They give us other BS holidays off, but no Columbus Day. I need to work for the government so I can have a day off every other week. Sheesh. Mailmen and bankers NEVER have to work.

Anyone notice that most of the regular morning crew is missing? Like they took Columbus Day off of Elite?

my place has hardly any holidays off.

they give us a shitload of days off by name (4 weeks if you are newer - after 5 years here then you get 5 weeks, and after 10 years you get 6 weeks).
but to actually take the time off you need to fill out a ton of forms and then to get it approved, someone has to be left in your department - which becomes a hassle around XMas time.

And you only get paid for 5 days that you don't use.

bastards.

but they are also where the sick days are drawn from - so I will just have to get "sick" more often I guess.

 

[beastboy]

My work day consists of reading yours and HG's relentless ramblings......but for some reason they seem to make sense. Especially putting the ballsack on the desk.....I have always felt then need and desire to try this....but not unitl I get my order of NADS in.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm getting very little done today.

I have an urge to climb up into the suspended ceiling and seeing if it will support me.

If I won the lottery, I think I'd just find one of the cute girls here and go curl up with my face in their crotch and take a nap. Today seems to be skirt day for some reason, even though it was 43 degrees this morning.

 

[supersizeme]

i am getting paid hourly at this job so, due to financial reasons, i could give two shits that i don't have the day off. all i'm really thinking about is kicking that dego wop HG Pennypacker in the nads. you, too, HS...but not so much in the nads. i'd rather have one of those "punch each other in the arm until the other one starts crying" competitions. actually what sounds even better is to have a "both start crying until someone finally gives in and punches someone in the arm" competition. that sounds more my speed right now. hs will you be rocking out with your cock out today, or is it more of a covered crotch type day?

 

[HappyScrappy]

thanks for talking ssme - just what I needed. seriously - don't shut up, because that isn't what any of us here want. no really - I care what you have to say.

also, please don't go rubbing your hourly wages in my face - it isn't like I care.

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

I'm getting very little done today.

I have an urge to climb up into the suspended ceiling and seeing if it will support me.

If I won the lottery, I think I'd just find one of the cute girls here and go curl up with my face in their crotch and take a nap. Today seems to be skirt day for some reason, even though it was 43 degrees this morning.

Ahhhh....nothing like the smell of a girl's crotch to make you fall asleep. If the smell is somewhat a combination of leftover Chinese food (Kung Pao, preferably) and a week-old tuna salad, I'm napping like a starved and abused baby.

By the way, what is Columbus's day about? He didn't even discover America. He thought he discovered a shorter path to India. Nevertheless, we still have to pay homage to him for his plundering and raping Native Americans. God bless him!

 

[Taps]

I'm at work. They give us other BS holidays off, but no Columbus Day. I need to work for the government so I can have a day off every other week. Sheesh. Mailmen and bankers NEVER have to work.

Anyone notice that most of the regular morning crew is missing? Like they took Columbus Day off of Elite?

LOL -- man, I work at a bank and I have to be there in about 2 hours.

Columbus Day...is that Oct 14 in the US? In Canada, it's our thanksgiving.

Anyway, if I do any work at all today, I'll be quite disapointed. What kind of fucking bank is open on Thanksgiving?!? It's not like customers are gonna be flocking there by the hundreds today....all normal people are at home eating turkey with thier families.

Anyway, happy Columbus Day to you yanks.

 

[dballer]

We used to hace these smooth round stones that went around trees and lined the walkways. We called them "creek rock"

 

[HG Pennypacker]

LOL
I like HG - he is funny.
he'd probably be funnier were his post count higher.

I'm finding that my daily existence right now is just figuring out when I can sleep again.

Also, I just remembered that while I did arms today, I was supposed to do chest.

which would explain why my workout partner seemed so confused.

You're a wise man. You obviously realize that i've been here since 9/3 and not 9/11 as it says in my profile. Not that post count or how many times i've been in jail matters.

Anyway...i've changed my strategy. Due to the cold, my balls have recessed into my intestines for the day. So i've decided to paint my ass with eyes, nose and facial hair and sit on my head for the day.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I'm at work, but I've also had the past 4 days off

 

[HappyScrappy]

my hamstrings are still sore from Friday's leg workout, and I'm sleepy.

hopefully this board will start up with something fantastic soon.

otherwise I'm gonna see if there are any boards that discuss Oprah and I'm gonna sign on there and pretend to be a fat 40 something mother of two.

 

[dballer]

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[TEXgrl]

yep, i'm at work today! it pretty much sucks!

p.s. HappyScrappy, i'm digging the new avatar, feels like you're looking at me

 

[Longhorn85]

Enjoying a 4-day weekend.

 

[dballer]

pondering unemployment

 

[Puddles]

Hubby, kid and I thought we had a day off together 'till hubby remembered he had a deadline to meet, so now he's at work for a few hrs. Kid and I are working on finishing a school project in the meantime.

Later...hitting the gym, going out for dinner, and going to the Halloween store that just opened up...should be fun! Gotta find some new costumes this year.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

me

 

[Lestat]

I'm working today.
11 holidays off per year, but this is not one of them.

 

[Wynn]

I had to work today but since the banks were closed there was less to do. The day dragged like a mf'er.