Not particularly funny (or useful) as a topic, folks.
Go look at Allon's "George Spellwin" thread. "I demand to see the manager! The bartender in this restaurant refused to let me crap on the floor!" Well, you're not going to talk to the manager. You're going for a walk, with the bouncer.
I wouldn't pull the trigger on Allon for his opinions alone, but when someone starts calling other posters here c-nts that person has declared intellectual bankruptcy... and yes, I am taking into account that English is apparently not his first language. Take some free advice: there is a good reason they don't teach you how to swear in most foreign language courses.