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I'm trying to mellow out a bit from my drinkage 'fore I go to sleep. 
Who went out tonight?
- Thread starter hanselthecaretaker
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Ulcasterdropout
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I didn't...
Ulcasterdropout said:
One of these days you could be saying you did.
That's a pretty impressive location, bro.
The Red Dragon
New member
went to a stripclub
it was awesome, i got to touch everything and she started rubbing my cock (pants on of course)
it was awesome, i got to touch everything and she started rubbing my cock (pants on of course)
The Red Dragon said:
It is awesome. They rarely do this. Of course I've only been to a stripclub once, so I have little to go by.
GoldenDelicious
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you know thats no bet at allYarg! said:
so anyway bors, there i was tonight, all amped up about going out on saturday night to a dance club, since friday was fantastic and i figured saturdays are usually even better, and....oh...almost forgot to mention how i looked, sorry bors! i should write a memo
...i looked good. really good AND before djufo even thinks of saying anything, a couple of strangers said so as well. well, actually, one drunk dude said i was "the handsomememest bloke in the whole fucken place" () and the teenybopper said i looked "pretty hot, for 4 in the morning"...then again most people look like an egg dropped on the floor at 4 in the morning, so i guess youll just have to take that one with a grain of salt and as for the old drunk dude...well who knows what his story was personally i just want to know how the hell people say this sort of stuff to me out of the blue, and yet i dont have a bevy of beauties fanning me with ostrich feathers in a polinquin everywhere i go...its just inconsistent. tsk tsk.
anyway, for all you haters out there, i had a terrible night. i managed to bump into all of the people i just cant stand, and so was just floating in negativity
...first, there was the guy who gave me his girlfriends number (he was playing power games with her...long story), who is super pissed off that she decided that calling my number was a lot more fun than calling his number, and so ceased being his girlfriend, who came up and tried to be threatening...which didnt go so well since i laughed in his face -hahahaha...mofo- and called his bluff, in front of some chicks. still, that was crap. then i saw the dude who slugged me with the ashtray, who was acting like a freak...little does he know that the summons to court for aggravated assault (assault with an offensive weapon) will land on his doorstep next week...and of course the collection of usual guys whose toes have been stepped on when i go out...which isnt my fault, really...you snooze? you lose! so kiss my butt.no wonder people move. knowing no one would be soooo nice
