Who wants to eat some jizz?

[Fitguy3030]

You first

 

[nydj66]

I'm most impressed with the rigidity of that log.

Anybody here willing to grab their own log and see if it breaks up upon inspection?

I would but I haven't dropped anything that long since grade school. And even then they were bowl winders; never saw a perfectly straight one.

 

[PICK3]

and one time at AF boot camp

I was assigned Latrine Queen for an inspection

and someone pinched off one after the cleaning supplies were locked up and left a brown swirl

so, I rolled up my sleeves and wiped it away with my bare hands right before inspection

^^^
fact

 

[miplank]

gross

 

[PICK3]

gross

actually that was Tech School, knot boot camp

was either dew that or spend teh weekend with a rake in my hands while my buddies were partying and scoring teh

 

[miplank]

did you smell your hand after?

 

[WoodyO]

I bet he got a lick in

 

[miplank]

me too

 

[WoodyO]

me too

It was probably something like this: