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Buddy_Christ

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i'm ready to kick someone's teeth out.


hello, world? yeah, this is all i have to say to you today -

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and my brother wants to say something too -

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Dude, you had a group of 14 year old girls laugh at you thinking they saw Danny Bonaducci staring at them. What makes you think you can kick anyones ass?
 
BileStew said:
Dude, you had a group of 14 year old girls laugh at you thinking they saw Danny Bonaducci staring at them. What makes you think you can kick anyones ass?

ok, i see we have a volunteer.

how soon can you get here?
 
crak600 said:
ok, i see we have a volunteer.

how soon can you get here?

Dude, it's not how fast I can get to your place, it's how fast can I get to Neverbuff's place to administer her request!!!!
 
BileStew said:
Dude, it's not how fast I can get to your place, it's how fast can I get to Neverbuff's place to administer her request!!!!

you live in NJ right? we could team up and make a road trip out of the deal.
 
BileStew said:
Yep, meet me at the Howard Stern roadstop.

you wanna meet at a highway rest stop? lemme guess, you're going to try to touch me where i pee, aren't you?

perfect. just take a step back...ok, good. now bend down at the waist so you can see it while i whip it out....

don't worry, when you wake up, i'll have someone tell you how hard you hit the ground. i'll also ask them to baggie up your teeth. ok, thanks.
 
crak600 said:
you wanna meet at a highway rest stop? lemme guess, you're going to try to touch me where i pee, aren't you?

perfect. just take a step back...ok, good. now bend down at the waist so you can see it while i whip it out....

don't worry, when you wake up, i'll have someone tell you how hard you hit the ground. i'll also ask them to baggie up your teeth. ok, thanks.

Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....



































WTF? Easy there Freddie Mercury.
 
BileStew said:
Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....


WTF? Easy there Freddie Mercury.

damn, your mouth is getting you in more trouble than your gay lover JerseyArt's mouth does.

btw, why is his name JerseyArt? does he make art on your back when he pulls out and since you both live in NJ, that just kind of fits, right?
 
crak600 said:
damn, your mouth is getting you in more trouble than your gay lover JerseyArt's mouth does.

btw, why is his name JerseyArt? does he make art on your back when he pulls out and since you both live in NJ, that just kind of fits, right?

This thread just took a big turn for the worst.

Go back to waxing your eyebrows Ginger.
 
Umm Crak, you're in a weird mood. I think you need some Jack and Coke. Or maybe a Long Beach Iced Tea. While you're making yourself one of these great drinks bring me a Long Island Iced Tea, please.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Umm Crak, you're in a weird mood. I think you need some Jack and Coke. Or maybe a Long Beach Iced Tea. While you're making yourself one of these great drinks bring me a Long Island Iced Tea, please.

alcohol right now would transform me from being extremely pissed off into a homicidal maniac.

ok, more of a homicidal maniac than i already am.

i don't need alcohol. some serious bad shit will happen. not joking there.
 
BileStew said:
Like what, you'll pull a Gonelifting and leave?

;)

no, because that'd make Jerkbox and a few others happy.

i might as well stick around and piss them off.


Chaos Bottomage, stop jerking off to my pics. thanks.
 
oh, Nvrbuttfuckednearlyenuff_girl, i'll bring your drink from the kitchen to the adjoining room. after that, you're on your own.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
That's good enough for me. Thanks! Oh, I never noticed before tonight, you have nice blue eyes. Nice! :kiss:

well, you better hurry up and get here before the ice melts.



ok, since BS is spouting off his BS again and won't show up, the first one of my dogs to piss me off is getting an 8 1/2 W steel toe to the head.
 
This is the greatest thread in the history of the interweb.
 
I will lay down on the floor while you unleash your wrath considering your weight my back could use a good massage!


RADAR
 
RADAR said:
I will lay down on the floor while you unleash your wrath considering your weight my back could use a good massage!


RADAR

sure, go ahead, i'll sodomize you with a stick. that'll get you back up on your feet.
 
crak600 said:
looks like your cutting cycle is going quite well there AAP.


ok, so CryingBeast is now on the list as well. who else?




Me me me me me me ooh ooh me me pick me pick me
 
onebigab said:
Me me me me me me ooh ooh me me pick me pick me

i'm going to write you in for about 3pm tomorrow. my aggression level will be sky high by then and my legs will have recovered from squatting.

or, if you want to speed up the process, be in the power rack doing pullups shortly after noon. refuse to leave the rack so i can do ATF squats, some of them with no hands, even though there's 3 other (and better) places in my gym to do pullups.

either which way, don't make me have to hunt you down.
 
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