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who rawks a neck beard?

What the hell is a neck beard?


I hate the thin line string beards. I think I've seen swole rock one.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
What the hell is a neck beard?


I hate the thin line string beards. I think I've seen swole rock one.
it's that hair that grows below the neckline
not far enough down to be back hair, but not connected to the hairline to be head hair
the consistency of pubes with the texture of back hair
i totally expect you to have a full neck beard
 
Bino said:
it's that hair that grows below the neckline
not far enough down to be back hair, but not connected to the hairline to be head hair
the consistency of pubes with the texture of back hair
i totally expect you to have a full neck beard


lol yeah, I shave my head but leave the neck beard. The ladies love it!
 
lmfao

i used to have a line beard but that shit was too PR-ish

now i rock a normal beard, but i shave my neck from the jawline down

it's always trimmed and suave
 
swole you realize a neck beard is a completely different animal than a normal face beard
 
Bino said:
swole you realize a neck beard is a completely different animal than a normal face beard

jesus h yes i do

i refer to them as the HT's of the real world

the most deviant of the deviant. the people who get tats on their face beat off to those with neck beards.
 
swole said:
jesus h yes i do

i refer to them as the HT's of the real world

the most deviant of the deviant. the people who get tats on their face beat off to those with neck beards.
i was trying to find a good neck beard pic and it appears that neck beard refers to beard grown underneath the chin
my definition was referring to that nasty tuft of hair that grows above the traps but below the earline
 
Bino said:
i was trying to find a good neck beard pic and it appears that neck beard refers to beard grown underneath the chin
my definition was referring to that nasty tuft of hair that grows above the traps but below the earline

LMFAOOOOO on the back of the neck??

it's usually on people with hunchbacks too
 
Looks like 70's chick giving birth to a fat kid.

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Bino said:
it's that hair that grows below the neckline
not far enough down to be back hair, but not connected to the hairline to be head hair
the consistency of pubes with the texture of back hair
i totally expect you to have a full neck beard

Ugh, I got that shit.
 
EEEeeeeewwwwwwwwwww I have never heard it called that!

Every now and again the Old Grump decides he's gonna sport the homeless dude look so yea, neckbeard is part and parcel.

*sigh*
 
Bino said:
yeah man, it happens with age
i am started to birth the foundations of a future neck beard
fuggin despise it

The fun part is similar tufts on traps and upper back.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Those are like anti-beards. They shave their face and leave the hair on their necks?! :worried:
my definition is referring to the back neck beard
hair not attached to the hairline, but not far enough down to be back hair
consistency of pubes, texture of back hair
or something like that
 
Bino said:
my definition is referring to the back neck beard
hair not attached to the hairline, but not far enough down to be back hair
consistency of pubes, texture of back hair
or something like that

I feel you and yes, the answer is YES... as I said, every now and then the Grump likes to fuck with society and sport the homeless guy look so he doesn't shave ANYTHING... He's got the long ZZtop beard. Won't shave the rest of his face. Then he starts to sprout the chia pet hair - except for the shiny spot on the back/top. And then the hair creeps up the back of his neck... REAL SEXY! :worried:

Funny thing - there is like NO HAIR any place else on his body but for his forearms, underarms and lower legs.

His skin is smooth more like that of a woman, not a man. LOL

He LOVES to fuck w/people scaring them thinking he is stopping into to rob or beg for loose change. Fuck, even the homeless people are afraid of him.

*sigh*

I suppose men just never grow up.
 
Bino said:
my definition is referring to the back neck beard
hair not attached to the hairline, but not far enough down to be back hair
consistency of pubes, texture of back hair
or something like that

I never knew I had that shit 'til I started shaving my head. Barber always took care of it before.
 
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