I need to learn. My meatloaf is the suck.
HumanTarget said:oh man, my ex used to make awesome meatloaf. eggs and oatmeal in there, i remember. damn.
yes. or good bread. help bind. plus that is why they call it a loaf. with no bread, it's just a big hamburger.jack_schitt said:You can put oatmeal in meatloaf?
lol so u had hamburger in a bowljack_schitt said:Thats where I messed up...I didnt put any bread type stuff in there. Fell apart on the plate, so I put it in a bowl and ate it with a spoon.
hotzie said:lol so u had hamburger in a bowl
needtogetas said:ok bro.I make the badest meet lofe.want me to pm you.lol hamberg was staple food in the army.it was cheap.
dude, tell chicks that story. you will get a sympathy lay.jack_schitt said:Pretty much...with some ketchup.
Yeah mang...send it if you would.
HumanTarget said:dude, tell chicks that story. you will get a sympathy lay.
they'll be all like "Oh my God, i feel sooo bad for you."jack_schitt said:I should have fucked up meatloaf a long time ago...
uh, i already said that. gawd.FEISTY11975 said:bread crumbs...thats the key!!!
dude. mine was up there. not one gaddam vote.jack_schitt said:This is gonna be thread of the week...I can feel it.
HumanTarget said:dude. mine was up there. not one gaddam vote.
that fecking bot made the list.jack_schitt said:I'm not voting on any of them again until I make the list. I may bomb the bot like AAP did too.
bro eggs kill a meat louf.you dont need eggs.big4life said:Add salsa to it, besides the eggs, bread crumbs and stuff.![]()
How do you get yours to hold together???needtogetas said:bro eggs kill a meat louf.you dont need eggs.
HumanTarget said:that fecking bot made the list.
make it how ever you want.when you are don shape it on the pane you are going to bake it in.then use some wotter to form it and hold it togather.if it want hold then use some eggs on the out side off it.1 egg on the out side.but never ever in it.eggs is wate kills it.musclemom said:How do you get yours to hold together???![]()
needtogetas said:make it how ever you want.when you are don shape it on the pane you are going to bake it in.then use some wotter to form it and hold it togather.if it want hold then use some eggs on the out side off it.1 egg on the out side.but never ever in it.eggs is wate kills it.
no, you got that wrong. SF fucked a meatloaf in Mexico. it was when he toured with the donkey show.FEISTY11975 said:Ask Stick about his Mexican Meatloaf
HumanTarget said:no, you got that wrong. SF fucked a meatloaf in Mexico. it was when he toured with the donkey show.

are you gonna be able to translate his recipe? you better be careful, you could wind up making a bomb or something....jack_schitt said:
Agreed.
Needto...POST IT UP!!!
I make a meatloaf from hell....tasty and bodybuilder approved....pay me and I may divulge the secret...jack_schitt said:I need to learn. My meatloaf is the suck.
HumanTarget said:are you gonna be able to translate his recipe? you better be careful, you could wind up making a bomb or something....
JavaGuru said:I make a meatloaf from hell....tasty and bodybuilder approved....pay me and I may divulge the secret...
you'd be like " Why is this meatloaf ticking"? and where did these wires come from........???????jack_schitt said:LOL...I can decipher his posts pretty good. I've been reading them for awhile. I'm actually thinking of writing a 'Needto Dictionary' for noobs.
HumanTarget said:you'd be like " Why is this meatloaf ticking"? and where did these wires come from........???????
Meatloaf is sort of regional, IMO, and generally speaking most of us like meatloaf that tastes like dear old Mom madeneedtogetas said:make it how ever you want.when you are don shape it on the pane you are going to bake it in.then use some wotter to form it and hold it togather.if it want hold then use some eggs on the out side off it.1 egg on the out side.but never ever in it.eggs is wate kills it.
(unless Mom couldn't cook for shit)HumanTarget said:are you gonna be able to translate his recipe? you better be careful, you could wind up making a bomb or something....

musclemom said:Meatloaf is sort of regional, IMO, and generally speaking most of us like meatloaf that tastes like dear old Mom made(unless Mom couldn't cook for shit)
ok lets say youre using 5lbs of meat.BrothaBill said:Yeah Ive heard that a few times before, that eggs ruin a meatloaf. I can say from experience so does using lowfat meat, mine came out a brick.
So just post up a good recipe mr Chef Boyardee.
needtogetas said:ok lets say youre using 5lbs of meat.
you want 3lbs beef and 2lbs ground pork.
put the meet in a bowl.
add this
8 tblsp A1 souce
2 tblsp beef bass I like prasteen
2 tblsp ms dash
1 tblsp salt see salt is the best
3 tblsp basil
3 cloves frash garlic
1 cup some times more of italen braed crums.
half cup vidalia onions. vidalia onions are sweet and beleave me they are the best for a meat lofe
1/4 cup milk.or creem if you dant care about fat
2 tblsp soy soce
2 tblsp wostershire soce
mix this all up.if it feels to mushy add some brad crums.
"do not over mix though this will fuck it all up.
once you have a pritty good cansistance throw it all on the pan you are going to cook it on.make shore you grees pan.
then just look at it.if it is realy falling apart and you cant get it to hold.crack 1 egg and crush it in youre hands spread it all over the meat lofe.rub it around and around you will feal it start to come togather and start to hold.
you will know when it is where you want it.
if it is allready holding pritty good just use water to seel it the rest of the way.
you want the end product to me verry smooth on the out side.
cover and cook for 10 minets at 350 then on cover and cook fore anther 25 minets.if you dont cover for the first 10 minits it will dry out.
and that my friends is a bad ass meat lofe.![]()
beef base sorry.HumanTarget said:wtf is beef bass?
HumanTarget said:wtf is beef bass?
dude, there's no fucking way you understand that. did you work in Africa as a missionary or something??? cuz all i read is pops and clicks. you're going to be feeding your garbage disposal, ming.....jack_schitt said:Well done bro!!!
I will burn up yours and MuscleMoms recipes in the next week or so.
HumanTarget said:dude, there's no fucking way you understand that. did you work in Africa as a missionary or something??? cuz all i read is pops and clicks. you're going to be feeding your garbage disposal, ming.....
I lever cook in a louf pan.allways on a sheet pane.yes in a louf pan it takes longer.musclemom said:Needto ... HOW can you have 5+ lbs. of meat cooked in 35 minutes??? What shape do you have it formed in??? Is it spread out on a cooking sheet or what???
The recipe I gave fills a bread loaf pan right to the top, and that's under 2 lbs.! OMG, what do you cook it in?
thanks bro.you knew what I ment.jack_schitt said:Needto Dictionary says that 'beef bass' is actually 'beef base'. Like chicken base, but beef base.
probly filed it with twinkes and bon bons.hamstershaver said:klu made a meatloaf once that almost killed me if that counts
lol that would be nastyneedtogetas said:probly filed it with twinkes and bon bons.
true.but he says he can interpit it pritty good so.hamstershaver said:following a needto recipie could kill you if you misinterpret one of his ingredients wrong
what if some ef newbie reads that, you could be held liable in a court of lawneedtogetas said:true.but he says he can interpit it pritty good so.
jack_schitt said:I need to learn. My meatloaf is the suck.
hell yes we should soooo try that tonight!needtogetas said:probly filed it with twinkes and bon bons.
ya I better edit it and pot a disclamer on it.lolhamstershaver said:what if some ef newbie reads that, you could be held liable in a court of law
you liarstilleto said:i've never had meatloaf.
she has had meat louf.Angel said:you liar

hamstershaver said:klu made a meatloaf once that almost killed me if that counts
I need to start saving some karma hits for the end gamejack_schitt said:I should have fucked up meatloaf a long time ago...
4everhung said:I need to start saving some karma hits for the end game
bikinimom never posts helpful hints such as thismusclemom said:I've been told I make a very good meatloaf:
1.5 lb of meatloaf mix
3 or 4 slices of bread
2 eggs
1 packet of lipton beefy onion soup mix
4 ounces of monterey jack cheese cut into small cubes
Ketchup (about 1/3 cup or so) OR 1 can tomato Paste OR canned diced tomatoes, whatever turns you on
Add milk if the mix is still too dry/thick to mix
Preheat oven to 350. Bake in a greased loaf pan for AT LEAST 1 hour (check the internal temp, I eyeball it but I've been cooking meatloafs for 20 years or so). You'll want to put the loaf pan on top of a baking sheet, sometimes it gets pretty juicy.
As with all meat, you need to allow the loaf to rest AT LEAST 15 minutes after you take it out of the oven (30 are better) before serving or it's just gonna be a soupy mess.
You could also add:
wheat germ or wheat bran
precooked rice
oatmeal
cooked/pureed vegetables
The original purpose of meatloaf was really to extend the hamburger, stretch about a pound of meat to feed a family of four AND have some left overs for later, so yes, you add bread, oatmeal or other cereal grains (but precooked).
Angel said:you liar
lol check mine again.no ketchup there and the bread crums i use are italian.Smurfy said:I can't believe out of 70 posts, no one suggested Italian Style meatloaf (the only way to eat it IMO)
If you aint puttin' grated imported romano and italian style breadcrumbs up in that bitch, then you ain't right.
Ketchup????? fuckin A you people are white as can be.
lmao @ Jack's concern for E. coli......jack_schitt said:Ok, I just put the needto meatloaf in the oven.
Bro, are you sure 35 minutes is enough to cook a 5 lb slab of meat like that?
HumanTarget said:lmao @ Jack's concern for E. coli......

i wonder if i can use ground turkey instead of hamburger? but who the fuck am i kidding, i'm not gonna cook a meatloaf!jack_schitt said:Seriously man...I gotta alot of work to do in the next couple of days.
This needto concoction smells pretty damn good so far, and it held together just like he said. Dude was spot on.
Next week I do MuscleMoms meatloaf![]()
cover it 10 mins then 25 mins should be good.if not don 10 more youre good.i bet best you have ever hade.jack_schitt said:Ok, I just put the needto meatloaf in the oven.
Bro, are you sure 35 minutes is enough to cook a 5 lb slab of meat like that?
no I tride it.HumanTarget said:i wonder if i can use ground turkey instead of hamburger? but who the fuck am i kidding, i'm not gonna cook a meatloaf!
fucken thank you.now stfu people I can cook.jack_schitt said:Good God Almighty...
Needto...my respect for you has just elevated to a level I didn't even know existed.
That was possibly the best meatloaf I have ever tasted. I mean I couldn't stop eating it. Everything was exactly as you said it would be.
Anyone who thinks this is bullshit...follow the mans recipe. You won't be sorry.
I'm dong MuscleMoms next week...but right now, I'm sitting back rubbing belly.
lol.it feels realy good as a cook to see some one injoys yore recapy and youre cooking.jack_schitt said:Good God Almighty...
Needto...my respect for you has just elevated to a level I didn't even know existed.
That was possibly the best meatloaf I have ever tasted. I mean I couldn't stop eating it. Everything was exactly as you said it would be.
Anyone who thinks this is bullshit...follow the mans recipe. You won't be sorry.
I'm dong MuscleMoms next week...but right now, I'm sitting back rubbing belly.
needtogetas said:ok lets say youre using 5lbs of meat.
you want 3lbs beef and 2lbs ground pork.
put the meet in a bowl.
add this
8 tblsp A1 souce
2 tblsp beef bass I like prasteen
2 tblsp ms dash
1 tblsp salt see salt is the best
3 tblsp basil
3 cloves frash garlic
1 cup some times more of italen braed crums.
half cup vidalia onions. vidalia onions are sweet and beleave me they are the best for a meat lofe
1/4 cup milk.or creem if you dant care about fat
2 tblsp soy soce
2 tblsp wostershire soce
mix this all up.if it feels to mushy add some brad crums.
"do not over mix though this will fuck it all up.
once you have a pritty good cansistance throw it all on the pan you are going to cook it on.make shore you grees pan.
then just look at it.if it is realy falling apart and you cant get it to hold.crack 1 egg and crush it in youre hands spread it all over the meat lofe.rub it around and around you will feal it start to come togather and start to hold.
you will know when it is where you want it.
if it is allready holding pritty good just use water to seel it the rest of the way.
you want the end product to me verry smooth on the out side.
cover and cook for 10 minets at 350 then on cover and cook fore anther 25 minets.if you dont cover for the first 10 minits it will dry out.
and that my friends is a bad ass meat lofe.
disclaimer-if this kills anny one its not my fult.![]()
do it.but I must worn you it is verry fatning and very adicting.jenscats5 said:I am SO going to have to try this....![]()
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now it isjack_schitt said:This is gonna be thread of the week...I can feel it.
any one try this yet?obiwan9962 said:now it is
here's mine:
1 pound ground beef (chuck is best)
1 pound ground pork
1 pound turkey/buffalo
4 eggs, beaten
3 cloves garlic, chopped and sauteed
1 green bell pepper, diced
1 red pepper, diced
1 fresh jalapeno, seeded and chopped
1 large yellow onion, diced and sauteed
1 cup sliced mushrooms
1 cup oatmeal (and not the quick cooking ones)
1 cup wheat/oat bran
4 tablespoon psyllium fiber
1 cup barbeque sauce
4 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil
2 tablespoon sea salt
copious amounts of freshly ground black pepper
1/4 cup Dijon mustard
2 tablespoon worchestershire sauce
1 tablespoon green peppercorns (opt)
4 slices bacon, sliced (opt)
4 ounces sharp/old cheddar, shredded (opt)
hot sauce of choice to taste
the optional items i occasionally add for some variance
combine well and place in suitable pan
bake 375 for 50-60 minutes til it pulls away from sides of pan and when pricked with a toothpick the juices run clear
i have also firmed this into the bottom of my slow cooker and had it turn out pretty good in a few hours
ENJOY
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