Who is here tonight?

[Austin316]

I am in a good mood, why? I have no idea I just am...so hows everyone else doing this lovely evening?

 

[saint808]

i'm not really here but kinda here for the moment...

 

[The_Mexican]

just got home from my stupid, pathetic, waste of life, job.

 

[the People's Champ]

sleepy but present.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I am.

T'is good to see you in a better mood than usual.

Now this better not be one of those threads where you ask who's here, then not reply. That would make you a filthy frogtwatter. Then the french would have to fuck you with their batons.

Had to kill her.

 

[Austin316]

lol no Im here my friend and yep back to my old self, had to sort out issues and all that drib drab...So tell me something new in the ever adventurous like of SG

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Good stuff, my friend.

Nothing new here, same old schmidt, just another day.

As long as you don't pass out in bars, then it can't be that bad.

That said, hang a doorman.

Contrary.

 

[Pebcak]

I'm here. Though, where is here? How did I get here? Yikes.

Pebcak

 

[Austin316]

haha, part of my stress filled shit hole of a life that I call the last 2 months included passing out in a bar and being carried out...There are no doormen to hang so maybe Ill just scalp this pesky old lady that gives me dirty looks unless u can think of something more suitable

 

[satanic goatslayer]

The incident you mentioned is the one I was referring to. I've been there, but I had alcohol poisoning and had to be shipped to the ER. I would have been fine twitching in my own excrement, but some people cared for me - go figure.

As for the scalping; proceed. Proceed indeed, for only after the old lady croaks will you succeed.

 

[Austin316]

There is also a pesky mutt and alchoholic that lives around the corner, the dog thinks hes funny trying to get at me every time I walk by and so does the crazy hag of an owner? what do you suggest?

Ahhh didn't know if you read that about me or not, but yea no more public incidences such as that for this crazy ass

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Well, personally I'd incinerate the dog and dogfuck the old ladies throat with the dogs jagged skeleton, but that's just me.

Variety, however, is the spice of life.

That and wormwood.

 

[Austin316]

lmao now that is classic...t'is indeed