Who here thinks Captain Asshole is, well an asshole?

[Kryp2o]

i am going to have my lawyer jackie chiles respond to this defamation of my character:

i am shocked, shagrinned, mortified and stupified this poll is a total outrage.

iron is just mad cause i made fun of his panties!!!!

I see that "Lama Brain Transplant" just isn't working for you is it.

 

[Kryp2o]

we couldnt get the lama. he kept spitting in our faces while we were trying to cut his head off. we had to use the brain of a turtle.

Oh . . . my bad, now that you mention it I can tell by your lack of commonsense and the lack of comprehension for even the slightest of wisdom . . . it must be a Turtle Brain.

 

[Kryp2o]

we did a lot of research into what animal's brain should be transplanted into my noggin. when we came across the story of the race between the turtle and the rabbit we chose a turtle brain.

LOL

Yes . . . Interesting analogy, not to in depth but none the less interesting.

So tell me. Just how big of a crowbar and mallet did they use to insert it in to that little noggin of your's. Did they have to use a "cheater bar" for assistance.

 

[Kryp2o]

well to get to my original brain they needed to use a chainsaw to cut through all the scar tissue that was there from the many beatings i have had. when they finally removed it it looked like a mcdonalds hamburger. they removed it and then delicately placed the turtle brain in there. as an added bonus because the turtle had a bigger penis than me we also removed my penis and replaced it with the turtle's and the insurance covered it!!!!

Wow . . . I find that hard to believe that a "Turtle Penis" would be larger than a "walking upright penis" such as yourself. But then again I could be wrong and you could actually be a circus midget for Ringling Bros.

 

[Kryp2o]

*Thinking out loud*

HHHHHMMMMMMM . . . No more rebuttals. I wonder if the Librarian just kicked Captain Flamer's "candy ass" out the Library for posting on this board . . . that and jerking off to midget porn.

 

[Captain_insano]

GLP- No, this thread was not directed towards me.

 

[2Thick]

GLP- No, this thread was not directed towards me.

LOL...

 

[manny78]

GLP- No, this thread was not directed towards me.

well let's do it now.....lol

 

[Kryp2o]

lol . . . talk about reviving an old thread.

 

[Canuck4]

CAPTAIN FLAMER=PRICK !!!

Hell yeah