Who here is a Ninja?

[havoc]

I am, always have been from the womb, studied in Iceland with Sho Kosugi. My specialty is scaling buildings. My most invincible and noted move is called "sword of omens". Its designed to appear out of nowhere where even the most cunning and expected opponent is actually the most vulnerable. Guess I attribute my dominance to a blessed gift from the Most High called "futuristics". Futuristics is knowing my enemies thoughts and moves before he does. Its a form of enlightenment but not total enlightenment, of course if it was total my body and spirit would become one and completely atomized into a traveling but controlled vapor or spirit if you will. Tonight I have a battle with Lone Wolf who also has the same attributes as I do. Once a good friend, Lone Wolf turned, not to evil but to himself, every notable Ninja does this, its actually "mental lock up" setting your mind in a "mental cell". The key to being a true Ninja and in really anything is total autonomy with yourself and the surroundings of your present status. Autonomy takes a constant state of acclimation, its very difficult and trying. You must cohere to your inner and pure thoughts not drifting an inch. Many failed Ninjas are obstinate in this struggle and never find there goal, they are my enemy, my sworn opponent, I will sweep the world free of these degenerative species starting once again tonight with Lone Wolf. I have become a pariah because of my olympian skills but make no mistake I am way ahead of you and all who dare to hault my legacy. I am a Ninja.
You?

 

[BigDogg]

well according to elite ur a cyborg

 

[Citruscide]

I like ninja movies... they have cool costumes.

C

 

[supersizeme]

LOL you are so high right now

 

[Lao Tzu]

on another note, why do people do that?

ninjas are to todays warfare what 14th century shields are to todays warfare. they were useful years ago, but now things are different. why learn something that doesn't serve a purpose anymore? its like learning how to speak 12th century english for the fun of it.

in ninja movies, they always wear black ninja costumes. the reason they have black costumes is to disguise themselves. you aren't too well disguised walking down the street dressed like that. a modern ninja would wear a cops/repairman's uniform (you get access to anywhere, you are inconspicous). etc.

 

[Kahn]

I am a modern Ninja, cause, like, right out of nowhere, I can fly off the handle for no reason and start flinging fucker all over the place, nobody ever sees it coming either. WOOOOO, right off the handle, then it looks like three pairs of fists coming at you

 

[Citruscide]

on another note, why do people do that?

ninjas are to todays warfare what 14th century shields are to todays warfare. they were useful years ago, but now things are different. why learn something that doesn't serve a purpose anymore? its like learning how to speak 12th century english for the fun of it.

in ninja movies, they always wear black ninja costumes. the reason they have black costumes is to disguise themselves. you aren't too well disguised walking down the street dressed like that. a modern ninja would wear a cops/repairman's uniform (you get access to anywhere, you are inconspicous). etc.

man, didn't you watch American Ninja? THEY WEAR COSTUMES!

C

 

[Milhouse]

I am more like that big freaky looking chinaman in Bloodsport in the allyway

"OK AMERICA" (Thumbs up)

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Milhouse,

Don't fuck around, or you might get a taste of the dim mak.

"Deff touch"

 

[Kryp2o]

It's true Havoc really does study ninjistu. He even e-mailed me a picture of himself in action about to kick some midget pokemon ass. You go Havoc !!!

 

[str8cubano]

I'm a cuban

 

[Belial]

I'm a cuban

Me too. Well, half. Okay, maybe more like a quarter.

 

[454casull]

i too am a ninja

there are many useful skill ninja's have. even if there is no more use for them as some one put it. such as assasination of asadan bin laden for example. this would be a total victory and show a perfect skill if one was able to do this. take for instance navy seals, they have alot of attributes associated with the ninjas. i am well prepared in all situations, including outdoors. like in the woods, forest; i know a small amount of the death touch which my sifu taught me. i am trying to get better at it. but to put it in laymen terms, a ninja is an assassin. trained for stealth and ability to conceal him or herself in any situation. in a battle with me in an outside environment would mean certain death. if any of you are in to martial arts and ninjitsu, glad to hear it. one day we will be needed, either by our friends, family, or our country if invaded. always respect and do not under estimate your objective or opponent is what i have to say.

 

[huntmaster]

I have witnessed the powers of the 'Great White Ninja'

He was on a mission from the Orient in Beverly Hills a few years back------Deaf Moves Man----


HM

 

[Lao Tzu]

Re: i too am a ninja

ninjas were state of the art special forces units 1000's of years ago. but that was 1000's of years ago. a green beret or another special forces unit (arguably a modern ninja), armed with a grenade launching mp5 could easily kick your ass.

there are many useful skill ninja's have. even if there is no more use for them as some one put it. such as assasination of asadan bin laden for example. this would be a total victory and show a perfect skill if one was able to do this. take for instance navy seals, they have alot of attributes associated with the ninjas. i am well prepared in all situations, including outdoors. like in the woods, forest; i know a small amount of the death touch which my sifu taught me. i am trying to get better at it. but to put it in laymen terms, a ninja is an assassin. trained for stealth and ability to conceal him or herself in any situation. in a battle with me in an outside environment would mean certain death. if any of you are in to martial arts and ninjitsu, glad to hear it. one day we will be needed, either by our friends, family, or our country if invaded. always respect and do not under estimate your objective or opponent is what i have to say.

 

[Officer Gay]

who the fuck are you? what the fuck kinda question is that? who here is a ninja, you dumb fuck, i got a better question:
Who here is a fuckface?
answer=Havoc

 

[BigBazooka]

who the fuck are you? what the fuck kinda question is that? who here is a ninja, you dumb fuck, i got a better question:
Who here is a fuckface?
answer=Havoc

You're actually flaming HAVOC??? Well this should be fun *grabs a coke and a big bowl of popcorn*

 

[Officer Gay]

make sure to put lots of butter on your popcorn cause after it's done you can use it as lube and jerk of to the thought of me fingering my own ass

 

[Sgt. Syphillis]

ping tang woon par, who haf seen my ninja star?
pow ting poy soo, why do asians have a fascination with poo?
nang wing goo pie, i'm not a gook i just have slant eyes.


wingwingwingwingwingwingwingwingwing.(thats LOL in chinese)

 

[68GT350]

Ok guys...who were you? Fess up!

 

[havoc]

LOL you are so high right now

Damn, you were so right on the money.

Officer Cock Collector- not wasting my time with you. Why? Because being a member of this board and registering under a different name because you've been pounded like meat loaf casserole over and over resembling someone like Plifter does nothing for me except bring out feelings of utter disbelief that spank puddles such as yourself actually exist. So either bang your head on your Fisher Price My First Keyboard until something vaguely resembling a flame appears, or gather up your toy blocks and fake cocks and get the fuck out of here. Come back in this thread and post something again so I can make you cry like your dad does when David hasselhoff keeps his shirt on during one of his fagwatch episodes you testicular tangling tampon trench. You have the personality of a brick wall and the same dress size as Martha Stewart. Ya Coward.

 

[Gilbyag]

I am, Ive already posted on this thread, but my skills are so righteous. non of you can see it.... just some proof for the non-believers.

 

[Stillhere]

Damn Havoc, You always smoke good shit on Fridays!
I think I have your pattern down. Last week you smoked dank with that chick this week you're a lethal master in the art of Ninpo.

 

[Stillhere]

No fare you gotta share.