Who here grew up using an OUTHOUSE?

[casavant]

I did. Of the eighteen years I lived at home, we had an indoor toilet for four. What can I say, my parents were poor hippies. My dad thought that shitting inside your own house was "barbaric", to use his exact word. Makes you appreciate the simple pleasures once you're out on your own though, like not freezing your ass in January just to pinch a loaf.

 

[needleboy]

I did. Of the eighteen years I lived at home, we had an indoor toilet for four. What can I say, my parents were poor hippies. My dad thought that shitting inside your own house was "barbaric", to use his exact word. Makes you appreciate the simple pleasures once you're out on your own though, like not freezing your ass in January just to pinch a loaf.

I would have slapped my dad for that!!

 

[saint808]

We always had indoor plumbing. However, my mother had relatives in rural WV and, I mean God's country, that had an outhouse until I was around 12 or so.

 

[WODIN]

We always had indoor plumbing. However, my mother had relatives in rural WV and, I mean God's country, that had an outhouse until I was around 12 or so.

He he....

Our family's old dairy farm had an out house. I lived on it for 3 years. I can relate to January....

 

[gorilla_boy]

I did. Of the eighteen years I lived at home, we had an indoor toilet for four. What can I say, my parents were poor hippies. My dad thought that shitting inside your own house was "barbaric", to use his exact word. Makes you appreciate the simple pleasures once you're out on your own though, like not freezing your ass in January just to pinch a loaf.

Did you see "Deliverance"?

 

[gorilla_boy]

He he....

Our family's old dairy farm had an out house. I lived on it for 3 years. I can relate to January....

Since you are framiliar with dairy farms...

Doesn't that Dorian Yates vanilla protein smell like a milking parlour? No one else I know understands that reference.

 

[casavant]

Re: Re: Who here grew up using an OUTHOUSE?

I would have slapped my dad for that!!

We bitched and moaned all the time, especially once we got older. I had a good childhood- no complaints about the way I was raised. My pops actually has a masters in Spanish and has taught at a few universities (UA, ISU, VMI) and my mother is artistically brilliant. It wasn't some grim white trash childhood. I can say however, that when you're in junior high and high school, the last thing you want is to have a girl over to your quirky house and eventually ask, "Where's your bathroom?" You can't say, "Down the hall and to your left." You have to say, "About 50 yards south of the barn." I solved this problem by never having anyone over to my place except my closest guy friends.

 

[casavant]

Re: Re: Who here grew up using an OUTHOUSE?

Did you see "Deliverance"?

LMFAO Never have, actually. I don't dig rape scenes, especially male-on-male. Funny post though.

 

[WODIN]

Since you are framiliar with dairy farms...

Doesn't that Dorian Yates vanilla protein smell like a milking parlour? No one else I know understands that reference.

I haven't tried Doran's Vanilla.

I relate the parlour smell to "The scent of freshness peppered with shit!".

 

[addickt]

Fuck that- I would rather shit in a bucket and throw it out the window later. What about in the middle of the night? That is just crazy.

I would be a milk carton pissing, bucket shittin mother fucker.

 

[casavant]

Fuck that- I would rather shit in a bucket and throw it out the window later. What about in the middle of the night? That is just crazy.

I would be a milk carton pissing, bucket shittin mother fucker.

Put on a coat and grab the flashlight. Heh heh heh.

 

[addickt]

Not this bro--- I would be shittin in the bucket and peeing in the milk carton.
Daddy pry would have taken you out behind the woodshed with a stick though huh?

 

[casavant]

Not this bro--- I would be shittin in the bucket and peeing in the milk carton.
Daddy pry would have taken you out behind the woodshed with a stick though huh?

He probably would have just grounded me from my favorite pig- her name was Suzanne (sigh).

 

[Spruceman]

That's what I have at the house in West Virginia. Sure beats worrying about freezing pipes when I'm away and it falls below zero. If I'm ever short on cash, I can rent out its basement to some politician or sell its contents to some fast food chain.

 

[Pamela]

My grandmother had one.

In Ga.