Who here feels pretty today?

[MarthaStewart]

Seriously - you know some of you loaded up on something all sparkly and have on your best underwear.

Out with it - who's pretty?

 

[FreeballinDC]

I'm pretty - pretty fucking ugly!

 

[beastboy]

I have jockey roos on....a pair of American Eagle jeans that are too big...and a nice shirt that my daughter got dirt on this AM.

Oh...and I can't forget the Dazzle Dust I put on my eyes and chest.

If the sun catches it just right, I look like a lighthouse....horn and all.

 

[Nathan]

I killed a pretty bird this morning, that's for sure. I grabbed the thing before it could fly away and then I bit it's beak off. Oh God! Holy fuck yeah! Then, I rammed it's own beak up it's ass and stepped on it. To top it all off, I crammed the whole bird corpse up my own anus and then shat it back out again. Then I ate it and beat off while re-playing the whole thing in my mind. Yes! Shit yeah!

 

[PoyeBoy]

I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and bright
And I pity
Any girl
Who isn't me tonight

I prolly feel charming as well

and you spelt hear wrong

I am wearing nothing put a panda bear suit, but it has red eyes, so its kinda bad ass in a scary panda sort of way mang

 

[FreeballinDC]

and have on your best underwear.

What real man would be wearing drawers anyway?

 

[p0ink]

poyeboy is an incest survivor.

 

[Y_lifter]

I feel pretty in a Manly sorta way...
feathered pubes and all.

 

[flexygrl]

I do, I do!!!

 

[MarthaStewart]

I am wearing nothing put a panda bear suit, but it has red eyes, so its kinda bad ass in a scary panda sort of way mang

I know a guy that got dressed up as a bunny for his birthday and then went out drinking at bars with his friends, seeing where he would get kicked out.

Didn't get kicked out of any.

the bunny looked like the donnie darko bunny in naynay's avantar, but a living and slightly less evil version.

 

[from zero]

I don't. I was playing with my cat this morning, and she scratched my nose. I was bleeding like a banshee.

 

[MeatHead57]

Me and my freinds found these panda outfits at spencers and we bout them and that night we went out running around easton and polaris knocking shit over it was soo funny!!

 

[velvett]

Nope sorry, we're bloated and tired today.

Catch me after the weekend.

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

I'm pretty.

 

[biteme]

I'm pretty tired. 2 benadryls have got me slipping in and out of consciousness and people are getting on my nerves at work.

 

[MarthaStewart]

I'm pretty tired. 2 benadryls have got me slipping in and out of consciousness and people are getting on my nerves at work.

hope you're not a bus driver

 

[jerkbox]

I don't. I was playing with my cat this morning, and she scratched my nose. I was bleeding like a banshee.

LOL....I hate it when that happens..then you have to explain it to everyone.....haha

 

[jerkbox]

I'm pretty tired. 2 benadryls have got me slipping in and out of consciousness and people are getting on my nerves at work.

I took 2 of those last night to fall asleep....

 

[TheProject]

And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself.

 

[from zero]

LOL....I hate it when that happens..then you have to explain it to everyone.....haha

Cats fuckin rock man.

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

How does a banshee bleed? I know how they wail or scream, but not how they bleed.

 

[jackangel]

And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself.

karma police, arrest this man, he talks in lyrics.

 

[gtrcivic]

Today was a good day, i didn't have to use my AK

 

[Liftbig]

i had a good workout today, as for pretty, well im starting to hold more water, does that count.

 

[Tiervexx]

As a matter of fact the first thing that went through my head when I looked in the mirror is "God damn!"

 

[bdog527]

Feeling skinny and weak today. Oh yeah and I have runny poo as well of course.

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

karma police, arrest this man, he talks in lyrics.

Good song. So true.

Playing it currently on repeat.

 

[MarthaStewart]

radiohead is the worst band ever.

ever ever ever.

 

[MarthaStewart]

whatever happened to the days when everyone went to work on stilts?

 

[supersizeme]

I wore chain mail into work today and have been walking around the cube farm pounding on my chest asking coworkers where goddamn dragon is.

 

[tiger88]

i smell pretty shity thats the truth