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Who here, besides Hansel, considers himself a pretty boy?

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Im pretty decent looking but I don't know, I kind of feel funny calling myself pretty, or even a boy. But I guess since I do have those boyish good looks and ladies, Im under-aggerating because I dont like to brag-but I would have to admit that, yes I am, indeed, a pretty boy.
 
Prettyboy? No. I'm at least above average. At least that what I'm told. Actually any guy who says they are a pretty boy even if they are should probably be smakced.
 
Untill the "Accident" in the Woodchipper I was a Sexy Mother Fucker! :fro: :chainsaw: :freak: :anon:
 
welcome to the club anabolicmd, ill share some of my beauty secrets with you...

I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the
morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand
now.

After I remove the icepack, I use a deep
pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a
water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body
scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.

Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.

I always use an after-shave lotion with little
or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes
you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...

There is an idea of a HANSEL, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably
comparable: I simply am not there.
 
HANSEL said:
welcome to the club anabolicmd, ill share some of my beauty secrets with you...

I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the
morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand
now.

After I remove the icepack, I use a deep
pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a
water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body
scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.

Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.

I always use an after-shave lotion with little
or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes
you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...

There is an idea of a HANSEL, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably
comparable: I simply am not there.

After reading that I would so Bang you If I was ever gay! But for now if you hit on me I would beat your pretty boy face with a spiked baseball bat!
 
HANSEL said:
welcome to the club anabolicmd, ill share some of my beauty secrets with you...

I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the
morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand
now.

After I remove the icepack, I use a deep
pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a
water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body
scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.

Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.

I always use an after-shave lotion with little
or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes
you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...

There is an idea of a HANSEL, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably
comparable: I simply am not there.

I so love "American Psycho". Christian Bale was perfect for the role, too. He was also good in "Equilibrium".




I, too, am a "pretty boy". Unfortunately for me (or perhaps fortunately in many cases), I am also considered very intimidating.
 
jackangel said:


I hate you because you stole my apricot facial scrub and exfoliating sponge, dillhole!

you are the dillhole! now give me back my ice back so i can do my stomach cruches, I'm up to a thousand now.
 
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