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i need help on passing a steroid test, wo if anyone knowledgable on the facts can help me out, i would be very thankful. anyone who competes ever pass the test?
Who has passed a steroid test while on? and how? need help..
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riverrock
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This has been posted before. Go to www.whizzinator.com and buy a piss-bag and powder urine that is heated to body temperature inside the bag
Guvna
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riverrock said:
collegiate athletes (when i was tested anyways, have to pull their shirts all the way up, and pants to the ankles), The guy practically held your dick for you. It was IMPOSSIBLE to cheat by bringing urine in. When I say impossible, I mean it. Whatever had to be done, had to be done internally, or with short acting esters.
riverrock
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Guvna said:
Well, why don't you simply take a masking agent like probenecid? Guaranteed to work. Unless they check for that as well. If its work related, this will pass as its not an AAS. But, if your a college athlete then thats a different story?
One thing that works, but I would advise against it is injecting clean urine into your bladder before the test. This is extremely dangerous and again, wouldn't do it. Some psychos have used this method and passed. But, I would say...probenecid
if your very very poor, and wont be watched too closely during test you can try this
When clean, piss in a jar, leave somewhere (window sill or something)
Allow to evaporate (will stink/ prob take a while)
Eventually it will be sort of a powder like substance on bottom of jar (inside,duh)
Get a spoon scrape it off,store somewhere
When you need it (test) mix the nasty gooky powder and water
Voila- you have taken the poor mans way to clean piss
When clean, piss in a jar, leave somewhere (window sill or something)
Allow to evaporate (will stink/ prob take a while)
Eventually it will be sort of a powder like substance on bottom of jar (inside,duh)
Get a spoon scrape it off,store somewhere
When you need it (test) mix the nasty gooky powder and water
Voila- you have taken the poor mans way to clean piss
crfpilot14
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get yourself an empty 250cc IV fluids bag with the attached tubing. just before the test have someone clean piss in it. then put it under your arm in the armpit. run the tubing down your body, taping it as you go, all the way to the bottom side of your penis. make sure the little valve is closed until you need to piss...use your arm to force the piss out just in case someone is listening. hey, works on TV! 
PatBateman3
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Get a vial of clean piss and hide it in your rectum. after the guy searches you and turns away, extract said vial and slowly pour into cup to mimic sound of pissing.
Destroyer1986*
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crfpilot14 said:get yourself an empty 250cc IV fluids bag with the attached tubing. just before the test have someone clean piss in it. then put it under your arm in the armpit. run the tubing down your body, taping it as you go, all the way to the bottom side of your penis. make sure the little valve is closed until you need to piss...use your arm to force the piss out just in case someone is listening. hey, works on TV!
Did you get this from the movie Gattaca?
