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Who had a good 4th?
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Pineapple Devil
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jack hust said:
rub it in to all us single guys.
redhotavenger
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Let me think
I think i slept through it all. WTF
I think i slept through it all. WTF
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Frackal
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MINE WAS FUCKING GAY. A girl invited me to go out and meet her friends but instead I was stuck at my piece of shit job all day because I was the last to request the day off.
the People's Champ
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went to the beach during the day to check out a stage that supposedly going to play, but it was too packed(Pacific Beach), so then I went surfing later in the night to another beach and watched the fireworks in the water. surprisingly, the water was much warmer than the air. good times.
fistfullofsteel
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Frackal said:
that fucking sucks, especially if she is a hottie. ummm, next time tell your job, NO WAY and come up with something so there is no way that you can come in.
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Advaik
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Let's see... I was making oatmeal when I got a cup of boiling water. Barely awake I poured the fucking cup of water on my foot! After about 5 minutes of extreme pain I decided to try again, this time just pour the pot of water in a bowl. My dog brushs up against me and I pour the entire FUCKING POT ON MY LEG! Later that day I had to burn some legal papers. There was a packet of carbon paper and the pack was made of recycled cloth/paper. Silly me didn't think it would burn, so I just threw it on top of the fire with my hand waving on top waiting for it to catch. The fucking thing blows up like a fucking a-bomb and cloths catchs on fire. Must have been a sight watching me trying to pat myself out. I was too scared to set of fireworks that night... probably would have blown a limb or two off...
My extended family was all over my house visiting so I was about ready to shoot myself. I took my jet ski out on the Hackensack River, which was empty because all the idiots of the boating world were out on the hudson getting a 'good spot' to see the fireworks in NYC from. So I got to do laps at 65 MPH- I had a blast till I almost ran into a patch of floating tree branches doin 60, decided to try and make a sharp turn to save the ski- the ski turned left, I flew to the right- landing right in the tree branches 
But other then a few scratches I'm fine...plus since the river is very shallow, the water temp was 91 yesterday!!!
And best of all by the time I took the ski back to the garage and got to my house all the family was gone
have a safe weekend!
bern
But other then a few scratches I'm fine...plus since the river is very shallow, the water temp was 91 yesterday!!!And best of all by the time I took the ski back to the garage and got to my house all the family was gone
have a safe weekend!
bern
