Who else hates having freakin' BIG arms?

[freak daddy]

Your shirt sleeves don't fit, everyone asks how big they are, hot chics always want to touch them! It's rough!! The worst thing is having to buy permits to carry around my big guns! It's getting expensive!

 

[The Shadow]

Your shirt sleeves don't fit, everyone asks how big they are, hot chics always want to touch them! It's rough!! The worst thing is having to buy permits to carry around my big guns! It's getting expensive!

I feel your pain. Life can be a bitch, huh?/ LOL!!

 

[vixenbabe]

Yeah ya need a permit alright.....

The arms are NOT what scares me the most tho....it's the weapon hiding in the pants that REAAAAATY scares me!

 

[Lao Tzu]

i've got 17 1/2.
my chest is 52. but no one asks.

maybe when i hit 20 over 60 instead of 17 1/2 over 52 people will stare.

until then i will walk around in my xxxxxl shirts (i prefer loose clothing) w/o people taking a second glance. damn.

 

[3Vandoo]

Why are you complaining they are my pride and I love them

but I have fun, when they take my blood pressure

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Wrap your arms in gauze, then perform the Hercules Hold with your max. poundage. When you finish, remove the gauze and find the nearest teenager.

Throw him on your shoulders, then slam his head into the concrete, making his neck either break or bend uncomfortably. When he's lying on the ground in pain, walk over and dump some Purplesauras Rex Kool-Aid (made with gasoline) on his head and light it on fire with a roman candle.

Step back and laugh.

Repeat as necessary.

 

[HamHock]

Does the phrase "are ya in yet?", mean anything?

Fuckin broads think that shit is funny. I get tired of hearing that shit over and over.....they must think they're Don Rickles or some shit when they start in with the, "your belly button is the one on top, right?" or "be careful you might kill me with that thing......BWAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA!!!!" or what about "wow, and I thought Plifter had a little didley". Fuckin chicks and their comedy...

.....errrrrrr not that I have a small dingee or anything....I mean....uuuuhhhh, its not really what you call tiny, or...uh...y'know...it not the size of the rise, but....ummmm....oh fuck it, nevermind.

 

[freak daddy]

Yeah ya need a permit alright.....

The arms are NOT what scares me the most tho....it's the weapon hiding in the pants that REAAAAATY scares me!

Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about!
S.G., you are the most creative person I know. Do you write professionally? You should be the next Wes Craven, but you would be some much more demonic!

 

[Sexual Mustard]

yeah no shit it's hard for me to pick my nose with these pythons! And girls touching me....life is tough.....