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and just why the fuck is it addressed to "leancuisine" in the title?
"Hey leancuisine, regarding your last 50 posts"
decem,
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"Hey leancuisine, regarding your last 50 posts"
decem,
First off, I want to thank you for all of your participation on our site. I really appreciate your contributions. Members like you make Elite Fitness what it is today.
Because of your contributions, for the next 72 hours only, I would like to offer you a free 3 month Platinum Membership when you join for three months at the regular price of $11.97 a month -- that's like saving 50%.
But I'm only making this offer to a select few members who have made at least 50 quality posts on the Boards, so please do not share this PM with anyone!
A Platinum Membership includes:
Platinum Chat -- Real-Time, Private, Live, and Uncensored!
Access full size pics when you click any thumbnail!
Access the private Platinum boards!
Special Stars and 150 free Karma points for supporting the site!
Get 200 PMs mailbox size. Regular users only get 50 PMs.
Turbo Code -- this makes the boards run 50% faster!
Stealth Web Address -- Your boss will think you are checking a PC Technical Support web site -- when you check Elite!
Get your own Avatar right away -- no waiting!
Use the new advanced Spell Checker!
No Advertisements -- NO banner ads and NO pop-up ads!
Only $5.99 per month -- Less than a movie! When you join for three months and get an extra three months FREE! And we'll waive the $40 initiation fee!
DO NOT SHARE THIS LINK WITH ANYONE. It's just for a few select members and it expires in 72 hours.
Click here to place your secure Platinum Membership order and to save!
Plus, for signing up in the next 72 hours, you get seven free bonus reports -- a $273 value, all for Free! including:
The 7-day DNP Fat Loss Inferno Cycle -- a $39 value, yours FREE!
Modafinil: Science Makes Sleep Obsolete -- a $39 value, yours FREE!
Xyrem -- New Pharmaceutical GHB -- a $39 value, yours FREE!
Why Billy has Breasts -- Understanding and preventing gynocomastia -- a $39 value, yours FREE!
Botox for Bodybuilders -- Do it yourself guide! -- a $39 value, yours FREE!
Engineered viral delivery of IGF-1 for huge muscles -- a $39 value, yours FREE!
Huge GHB busts! And how two athletes beat the system and got off! -- a $39 value, yours FREE!
Place your secure Platinum Membership order for 3 months and get 3 months free or for even more savings, get a Lifetime Platinum Membership for only $299.
And thanks again for all your participation on our site! I'll see you on the boards.
__________________
Yours in sport,
George Spellwin
Research Director
"No matter what kind of weenie-loser-geek, horndog, edge seeker, or average Joe you might be, the Elite Player's Guide will provide you with a practical application of NLP (Neuro Linguistic Programming) so powerful that you'll learn how to build altered states of consciousness in the girl you seduce and install in yourself all manner of ferocity, playfulness, clarity, outrageousness, and cockiness."
George Spellwin, excerpt from Elite Player's Guide to Getting Laid [read more...]
