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Dr.RobertBanner said:
Exactly! No one outside the AAS culture
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Exactly! No one outside the AAS culture
Themachine01
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At first, the only person who knew was my girlfriend of 3 years now. Then, not thinking it was big deal, she told her sister. Her sister told her parents who decided to bring the subject up as dinner conversation one night. Taken totally by surprise, I was nervous as shit, but, believe it or not, they were totally cool with it and supported me, just asked me to be careful. My parents dont know but hers I can talk openly about it, go figure.
ThrottleJock
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no one will ever know?
Dude, you guys are kidding yourselves if you think it's not painfully obvious that you're "on".
#1: Girlfriend. Gee honey, why does your dick not work? Is it me? "No babe, it's the 'roids. I'll be shut down for about 3 weeks".
#2: Guys at the gym. Gee man, I've never seen anybody shoulder press 225 free in person. Especially a 185-pounder. "Yeah, that Muscle Tech junk is the HEAT! Between that and Agent Orange (just make something up) I feel like a superman!"
#3: Poor sap at the club who decides he wants to pick on the vascular guy who has his arm around his girlfriend. Gee man, you better take your fagotty tight-shirt wearing ass out of here before I beat you down in front of your friends. And get your hands off my girlfriend's ass! "POUND POUND THWACK CRUNCH... Gurgling noises". Gee, I've never seen a beer bottle go up THERE before!
I had every kid in the gym coming up to me for a year before I ever did AS asking me "what I was on". It's like a freaking inside joke between AS users... "Nitro Tech and Cell Tech". And if you really have some disbelievers, feed them one more level like "L-Glutamine and Animal Stack". "I'm super-lean and I have veins in my abs because I don't eat carbs, and I took that Hydroxycut, damn does that shit work".
Yes, you can get away with nobody knowing, but you better start wearing big baggy shirts now, and you better practice your lines because people WILL ask and you better go buy some viagra for post-cycle or the chicks in your life will wonder why they can't make Mr. Willy dance anymore.
It's worth it. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Dude, you guys are kidding yourselves if you think it's not painfully obvious that you're "on".
#1: Girlfriend. Gee honey, why does your dick not work? Is it me? "No babe, it's the 'roids. I'll be shut down for about 3 weeks".
#2: Guys at the gym. Gee man, I've never seen anybody shoulder press 225 free in person. Especially a 185-pounder. "Yeah, that Muscle Tech junk is the HEAT! Between that and Agent Orange (just make something up) I feel like a superman!"
#3: Poor sap at the club who decides he wants to pick on the vascular guy who has his arm around his girlfriend. Gee man, you better take your fagotty tight-shirt wearing ass out of here before I beat you down in front of your friends. And get your hands off my girlfriend's ass! "POUND POUND THWACK CRUNCH... Gurgling noises". Gee, I've never seen a beer bottle go up THERE before!
I had every kid in the gym coming up to me for a year before I ever did AS asking me "what I was on". It's like a freaking inside joke between AS users... "Nitro Tech and Cell Tech". And if you really have some disbelievers, feed them one more level like "L-Glutamine and Animal Stack". "I'm super-lean and I have veins in my abs because I don't eat carbs, and I took that Hydroxycut, damn does that shit work".
Yes, you can get away with nobody knowing, but you better start wearing big baggy shirts now, and you better practice your lines because people WILL ask and you better go buy some viagra for post-cycle or the chicks in your life will wonder why they can't make Mr. Willy dance anymore.
It's worth it. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
trial0r
Im with you 100%
Sounky thats an excellent Idea. Did you use colored paper or just Black and white? Im thinking Hot Pink with black lettering would prol draw the most attention. Did you pass them out on Off days or before your workouts? sorry for the plethera of questions I just wanna do this whole flyer deal right you know. and your the only one who seems experienced in this area so any tips would be appreciated
Thanks
WeeMan
Im with you 100%
Sounky thats an excellent Idea. Did you use colored paper or just Black and white? Im thinking Hot Pink with black lettering would prol draw the most attention. Did you pass them out on Off days or before your workouts? sorry for the plethera of questions I just wanna do this whole flyer deal right you know. and your the only one who seems experienced in this area so any tips would be appreciated
Thanks
WeeMan
My parents are pretty cool with it now I think, my dad knew I did the first one but didn't know about the ummm three others, my mom was like your dad just wants to know if your doing it or not and when that shit is in our house...then I get the "promise me you won't do it anymore"...with a silent nod..yeah mom(out loud)..in my head when i look like Lee Priest..pre or post contest...ahahh...preferably pre......YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME WITH THE SHIT YOUR COMING UP WITH THOUGH.....Similar threads
