Who delivers ten times outta ten?

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Shaft
Who's the black private dick
that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Shaft!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
that would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Shaft!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
when there's danger all about
(Shaft!)
Right on
You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
but no one understands him but his woman
(John Shaft)

 

[METHYL MIKE]

are you watchin shaft by any chance? You know, some of us are actually at work right now-but since i aint workin, i guess it all good

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

no...my mind tends to wander alot.....I think I have ADD....do they still sell Star Pops from Ice Cream man? Do they even still have Ice Cream men with that annoying song that gave you like 5 seconds to figure out a way to steal money outta you mom's wallet and haul ass down the street?

 

[Big Buck]

no e-mail luv for Wes today

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

no e-mail luv for Wes today

I slaped you one boy....you never slaped me back

 

[Big Buck]

I slaped you one boy....you never slaped me back

I shot u 2 back....u didn't get them One was about what I did this weekend......

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

oh 2...thats it....I was expecting more from a fine young fellow like yourself...thought you could deliever a little more....my bad....heheheh....let me check

 

[Big Buck]

oh 2...thats it....I was expecting more from a fine young fellow like yourself...thought you could deliever a little more....my bad....heheheh....let me check

Oh, it's like that....NO PICTURES FOR YOU!!!

 

[solidspine]

I was gone this weekend, but apparantely they legalized pot in Florida.