Who can dead their bodywait?

[MassiveGunz]

I dont get it bros.
I tried to dead my bodywait today and coldnt do it and I am huge as fuck.
I chaked up, then stood on the bar and puled like fuck but it didnt budge. My eyeballs almost shot out my eyeholes i puled so hard.
I can easily hit a 500 but i only weigh 283. WTF bros?

 

[MassiveGunz]

You're not alone. I tried to pick myself up yesterday and carry myself to a couch... For some reason I couldn't do it.

Any advice?

Yeah, do more deads bro.

 

[Testosterone boy]

A little less beer and coke and you could have lifted yourself I'll bet.

 

[hardrock]

Keep tryin bro, I know you can do it!


Diessel lik a Makc trukk.

 

[Stryker1992]

I hate to say it but I can dead well over my body weight!

 

[circusgirl]

spatts would recommend lots of Good Mornings I'll bet.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Ummmmm I can EASILY dead my bodyweight.

But then again, I don't weigh all that much. LOL

 

[The Architect]

are you saying you can't dead 283lbs?

 

[MassiveGunz]

Ummmmm I can EASILY dead my bodyweight.

But then again, I don't weigh all that much. LOL

LOL ::


How did you do it bro?
I coldnt try long cuz its fuckin hard to balanse on the bar.
Do they make spesal powerlifting shoes for it with velcro and shit? Or do you use the smith?

 

[JohnyJuice]

Gunz, you have a very simple problem on your hands here. You just didnt do enough coke. The amount of coke you do before the lift should be proportional to the amount of chalk you use.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I dont get it bros. I tried to dead my bodywait today and coldnt do it and I am huge as fuck.
I chaked up, then stood on the bar and puled like fuck but it didnt budge. My eyeballs almost shot out my eyeholes i puled so hard.
I can easily hit a 500 but i only weigh 283. WTF bros?

I see that you are fluent in Moronspeak. Unfortunately, I'm not! I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist! I don't think you are a fool after reading your post, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others? You wouldn't know Up from Down if you had three guesses! A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity!"

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox! What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't an 'idiot savant' without the 'savant' part; if your weren't so fat that your cereal bowl has its own lifeguard, or if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon! Nah, of course you would!

Finally, take a look at this map! See this little tiny island, way out in the Pacific Ocean? That's where the people who care live!
http://www.gracegalleries.com/images/PAC/PAC156.jpg

 

[MassiveGunz]

I see that you are fluent in Moronspeak. Unfortunately, I'm not! I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist! I don't think you are a fool after reading your post, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others? You wouldn't know Up from Down if you had three guesses! A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity!"

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox! What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't an 'idiot savant' without the 'savant' part; if your weren't so fat that your cereal bowl has its own lifeguard, or if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon! Nah, of course you would!

Finally, take a look at this map! See this little tiny island, way out in the Pacific Ocean? That's where the people who care live!
http://www.gracegalleries.com/images/PAC/PAC156.jpg

Bro your post is to long so i only saw the first sentinse.
Thanks but Im not mormon Im a PT.

Is that u in your anavatar?

 

[Testosterone boy]

You just need to drop the weight a bit as it is very hard to lift yourself. Just put one foot on it at first and work your way up to both feet. Balancing is also much easier.

 

[OXANDRIN]

MG i'm like 180 and i did 315 for 12 reps today!

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL ::


How did you do it bro?
I coldnt try long cuz its fuckin hard to balanse on the bar.
Do they make spesal powerlifting shoes for it with velcro and shit? Or do you use the smith?

Yea... I NEED the smithmachine to dead lift 135#.

Actually, I weigh a lot less now that I have been ill and I can STILL deadlift 135# for 12 reps.


And I am a bro-ette.

 

[velvett]

Your post doesn't make sense.

But yes to answer your question.

 

[vinylgroover]

Your post doesn't make sense.

But yes to answer your question.

 

[Deadz]

USE THE SMITH - it's really eazy. One foot on the bar and both your hands, then you just kind of hop up and ta-da you've deadlifted your bodywait - time for britches and coke!