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While you titty heads were sitting here annoying the piss out of our mods

AAP

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*I* was at the beach, cruising some sculpted abs, waxed eyebrows, and thong wrapped gash.

and the guys there wasn't that bad either. It was titty city all the way up A1A.

Clueless Spring Breakers + Alcohol = Sexual Buffet.
 
hotzie said:
wtf , are u gay or not
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the character or the actor playing the role?
AAP the character, gay as andrew cunanan.
AAP the real life person, straight dude from ohio who gets no tang
 
Gambino said:
the character or the actor playing the role?
AAP the character, gay as andrew cunanan.
AAP the real life person, straight dude from ohio who gets no tang
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thats kinda what i was thinkin also
 
Coppertone and fresh pussy juice... you could smell it three blocks over from the beach.

This ain't no shit. If I were single, I would be nailing some bitch to my bed right now, trying to move her guts behind her spine. Those tan lines would be like crotch field goals that I was kicking my balls through.
 
AAP said:
Coppertone and fresh pussy juice... you could smell it three blocks over from the beach.

This ain't no shit. If I were single, I would be nailing some bitch to my bed right now, trying to move her guts behind her spine. Those tan lines would be like crotch field goals that I was kicking my balls through.
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damn, i can imagine that smell.
sweet it 'tis
 
AAP said:
Coppertone and fresh pussy juice... you could smell it three blocks over from the beach.

This ain't no shit. If I were single, I would be nailing some bitch to my bed right now, trying to move her guts behind her spine. Those tan lines would be like crotch field goals that I was kicking my balls through.
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lololololol ur a funny dude
 
Gambino said:
damn, i can imagine that smell.
sweet it 'tis
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Perfume of the Gods.

I would hitting so much different gash that by Monday, everytime I had an orgasm, it would end in a coughing fit because I would have no fluids left to ejaculate.
 
AAP said:
Perfume of the Gods.

I would hitting so much different gash that by Monday, everytime I had an orgasm, it would end in a coughing fit because I would have no fluids left to ejaculate.
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your face would be all sucked in from lack of liquid do to the gallons of load you deposited on some soritoy (sp) hotches
 
AAP said:
Perfume of the Gods.

I would hitting so much different gash that by Monday, everytime I had an orgasm, it would end in a coughing fit because I would have no fluids left to ejaculate.
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Lo fuggin l.
 
You think this is all bullshit. Man, these chics down here are fine as shit. Been drinking most of the time they were down here. For chics on springbreak, the "local" guy is always in envogue. Local boys down here just knock spots off those pasty white, undernorished student hicks with freckles, who show up down here from Nowheresville University.

You find a bitch from NY or Boston or somewhere in the midwest, they come down here and see the whole laid back paradise lifestyle, all they think about is finding a boyfriend here so they can get invited back. bitches be doing more shocking shit than you would ever see on Girls Gone Wild.
 
AAP said:
You think this is all bullshit. Man, these chics down here are fine as shit. Been drinking most of the time they were down here. For chics on springbreak, the "local" guy is always in envogue. Local boys down here just knock spots off those pasty white, undernorished student hicks with freckles, who show up down here from Nowheresville University.

You find a bitch from NY or Boston or somewhere in the midwest, they come down here and see the whole laid back paradise lifestyle, all they think about is finding a boyfriend here so they can get invited back. bitches be doing more shocking shit than you would ever see on Girls Gone Wild.
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no i believe you...i've had a few florida spring breaks i know the mindset.
the locals i met (and bought weed from) had lots of girlie game
 
If I were single, my balls would be named Mike Tyson because they would slapped and beaten so many bitches this weekend.
 
AAP said:
*I* was at the beach, cruising some sculpted abs, waxed eyebrows, and thong wrapped gash.

and the guys there wasn't that bad either. It was titty city all the way up A1A.

Clueless Spring Breakers + Alcohol = Sexual Buffet.
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wassa matta.....if the bf pissed off at you again? :rolleyes:
 
wootoom
 
Wassup sponge!!! Glad to see you back, was wondering whatever happened to that dildohead patrickstar. (HA!)
 
Don't you know that you are
a patrickstar,
And all the world will love you just as long,
As long as you are.
 
speaking of which
AAP what sort of green plans you got going on down there in nirvana?
 
I wasn't impressed with the picking in Lauderdale at all.. I just got back from Bike Week up in Daytona Beach and I saw much much better ass there than anything crawling around A1A.
 
If you find biker chics hotter than luscious dripping pink tender meat not over 21 years of age yet... so much for you. Though personally, lack of teeth and tats are a turn off for me.
 
AAP said:
Wassup sponge!!! Glad to see you back, was wondering whatever happened to that dildohead patrickstar. (HA!)
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patrickstar was a moron. i wish i could have bombed him. but yea i dont know what happened. i was gone all weekend, but my 13 yr old had my pass word. did something happen?
 
AAP said:
If you find biker chics hotter than luscious dripping pink tender meat not over 21 years of age yet... so much for you. Though personally, lack of teeth and tats are a turn off for me.
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i can definately not picture you with a biker chick. I picture you much more with the volleball playing bikini wearing girl.
 
i was talking about the beerk tub girls and the promotional girls... i dont know where they carted them in from but it was very impressive.. BTW AAP is it still going on this week... I just carb depleted and i must say i am loooking TIGHT.... I might have to go back down to lauderdale
 
AAP said:
*I* was at the beach, cruising some sculpted abs, waxed eyebrows, and thong wrapped gash.

and the guys there wasn't that bad either. It was titty city all the way up A1A.

Clueless Spring Breakers + Alcohol = Sexual Buffet.
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A1A, mentioned in Vanilla Ice's song?

So, did any women try to hit on you?
 
JuicedAthletics said:
i was talking about the beerk tub girls and the promotional girls... i dont know where they carted them in from but it was very impressive.. BTW AAP is it still going on this week... I just carb depleted and i must say i am loooking TIGHT.... I might have to go back down to lauderdale
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Dude, springbreak is going on until the 3rd week of April down here. Different colleges/schools get out at different times. We see a crush for a good six weeks every year.
 
Longhorn85 said:
A1A, mentioned in Vanilla Ice's song?

So, did any women try to hit on you?
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Same street, though Nilla was talking about Miami A1A.

Hit on me? Man, bitches lining up and stomping each other's toes cause I looked so nice. They were like "god, I would love to deepthroat you until your abs left abrasions on my forehead."
 
AAP said:
If you find biker chics hotter than luscious dripping pink tender meat not over 21 years of age yet... so much for you. Though personally, lack of teeth and tats are a turn off for me.
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Yep..still so young and tender...it still smells like a puppy's breath.
 
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