Which?

[nangiggles]

A wife who has the house spotless, does everything on her own, dishes, laundry, floors, childcare(if any) handy work around the house, cooking, etc. BUT she puts out only once or twice a month

OR

A rowdy anytime-anything goes in bed (blowjobs, threesomes, anal, the whole works) who is a slob and wont touch a spoon even if her life depended on it

Getting a maid an keeping the rowdy one is not a valid answer

 

[PhoenixS]

I think most would probably vote on paying for a cleaning lady.

 

[KillahBee]

A)

First off, I wouldn't marry either. Settling is not an option for KillahBeez. Second, if we're talking long term marriage here, sex takes a back seat to the actual living situation. If I hate her 23 hours out of the day save for the sex, that ain't no way to live. You can always find good sex outside the marriage.

 

[nangiggles]

I think most would probably vote on paying for a cleaning lady.

That's why I excluded it as an option, so its either hot slob or frigid housewife

 

[pin]

A)

First off, I wouldn't marry either. Settling is not an option for KillahBeez. Second, if we're talking long term marriage here, sex takes a back seat to the actual living situation. If I hate her 23 hours out of the day save for the sex, that ain't no way to live. You can always find good sex outside the marriage.

+1

 

[gstacker]

Just give me a bullet... Fuck! Lol

I would be single.

 

[pbhardbody]

A wife who has the house spotless, does everything on her own, dishes, laundry, floors, childcare(if any) handy work around the house, cooking, etc. BUT she puts out only once or twice a month

OR

A rowdy anytime-anything goes in bed (blowjobs, threesomes, anal, the whole works) who is a slob and wont touch a spoon even if her life depended on it

Getting a maid an keeping the rowdy one is not a valid answer

I'll go with door # 2. Cleanliness can be taught to the freak.... but freakiness is hard to teach to Susie Homemaker. She'll be thinkin about how "dirty" the things you want her to do are.

Nan - which woman are you?

 

[shrimp poboy]

I'll take the Pig

 

[puddlemonkey]

#1 + hookers on the side

 

[hurricane]

#1 cause u get tired of the same azz everyday after awhile .. no matter how good it is

 

[PhoenixS]

#1 cause u get tired of the same azz everyday after awhile .. no matter how good it is

I beg to differ.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I beg to differ.

you have to, you're a woman.

 

[KillahBee]

I beg to differ.

of course you do. once a woman faces the reality that her sexuality can longer be used as a weapon / negotiating force her world sort of gets turned upside down. sorry, boo.

 

[PhoenixS]

Maybe if you are the type to just lay on your back and have boring sex then I can see how the same ass would get old. If you are open minded and always switch it up then it's always an adventure. I think you just have to have the right partner and both open to things.

 

[chris302001]

I get the good parts of both. Tis most excellent.

 

[Stefka]

A wife who has the house spotless, does everything on her own, dishes, laundry, floors, childcare(if any) handy work around the house, cooking, etc. BUT she puts out only once or twice a month

OR

A rowdy anytime-anything goes in bed (blowjobs, threesomes, anal, the whole works) who is a slob and wont touch a spoon even if her life depended on it

Getting a maid an keeping the rowdy one is not a valid answer

I had a boyfriend that was a #2. I dumped him. Sex can't save a relationship when the way they live makes you want to kill them in their sleep.

 

[KillahBee]

Maybe if you are the type to just lay on your back and have boring sex then I can see how the same ass would get old. If you are open minded and always switch it up then it's always an adventure. I think you just have to have the right partner and both open to things.

meh. it's safe to say that i've probably encompassed about 90% of possible sexual activities and it still gets old when you do it with the same person.

 

[-SD-]

If you are open minded and always switch it up then it's always an adventure. I think you just have to have the right partner and both openings to things.

fixed

 

[*ebony*]

#1 sounds boring. someone with unbending rules, rigid standards. and worst of all probably goes through the same routine every single day, plans everything and if things dont go as planned they freak. i'll pass.

option 2-yes

sounds like the spontaneous, carefree, laidback person. we'd have lots in common and get along great, have lots of fun. on a negative note this type of person is usually undependable, and doesn't take much of anything seriously, so u couldn't confide or have that type of close relationship. but there are always other friends for that.


and i don't mind doing the cleaning(no sexist jokes!!)
there are always ways to compromise. so they'd end up doing something i'd rather not do.

 

[gstacker]

Mail order bride.... DONE! Lol

 

[nydj66]

In my early 20's I was married to #1 (literally). I will never go back to that situation, ever.

However, the sex would have to be unbelievable for me to put up with #2 for any length of time.

BTW, why the fuck can't I have #2 and hire a house-keeper? I can afford it.

 

[iggy]

neither, one of the only things puddles is spot on with in life is his views on marriage

 

[puddlemonkey]

neither, one of the only things puddles is spot on with in life is his views on marriage

I'm dead on about every motherfucker!

 

[*ebony*]

I'm dead on about every motherfucker!

your opinions on the wiminnz=FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



don't let puddles corrupt you iggz! YOU MUST RESIST MONKEY'S BAD INFLUENCE!

 

[puddlemonkey]

don't let puddles corrupt you iggz! YOU MUST RESIST MONKEY'S BAD INFLUENCE!

You just want half of his shit.

 

[*ebony*]

You just want half of his shit.

i'll pass on the material goodies of life. i don't need much. and i can afford some of what i want. but what i really want, he'd give because he'll receive equally if not more in return. a good investment IMO.


p.s. i'm flying over to your house so i can beat you up, like really bad!!!

 

[pbhardbody]

i'll pass on the material goodies of life. i don't need much. and i can afford some of what i want. but what i really want, he'd give because he'll receive equally if not more in return. a good investment IMO.


p.s. i'm flying over to your house so i can beat you up, and down like really fast!!!

fixed

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

A wife who has the house spotless, does everything on her own, dishes, laundry, floors, childcare(if any) handy work around the house, cooking, etc. BUT she puts out only once or twice a month

OR

A rowdy anytime-anything goes in bed (blowjobs, threesomes, anal, the whole works) who is a slob and wont touch a spoon even if her life depended on it

Getting a maid an keeping the rowdy one is not a valid answer

I think anyone who's lived on their own for even a year and isn't a total slob would say the first. Plus you'd look forward to the sparse sex even more since it wasn't handed to you on a platter all the time.

 

[kx250rider]

My wife is right in the middle... Leaves stuff lying around the house, but not dirt or old food, etc. I do most of the housework, maintenance and cleaning, but she makes more money than I do. It's a good deal for both of us. And as far as being wild & crazy; she's just right! She can give me a run for my money on the MX track, then do whatever, whenever in the bedroom or anwhere we please... (except no threesomes/don't want any). I wouldn't change a thing!!!!!!!!

Charles

 

[nangiggles]

im neither here nor there....