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Which are cuter?
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c-sharp minor
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I had to say puppies.
Some babies are cute, but I have seen some butt-ugly babies.
I have yet to see an ugly puppy.
They are sooooo cute. awwwww......
Some babies are cute, but I have seen some butt-ugly babies.
I have yet to see an ugly puppy.
They are sooooo cute. awwwww......
You people are crazy the beauty of human life is far more sweet than a dog. Just ask biteme dam things shit every where.
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c-sharp minor
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superqt4u2nv said:
Of course, anyone with 'QT" in their name has a biased opinion.
Moderate_THIS
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I think a dead baby is way cuter than a dead puppy.
Robert Jan
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Babies suck. People get all mushy when they have a baby. Babies aren't worth crap. They can do nothing. Well except damage your girls nipples.
Ever seen a giraffe's birth? they drop down like 10 feet, get up with a concussion, and run after their mother. All a baby can do is lie there with a stupid look in its eyes and poop it's cradle.
If you put a baby upright, it'll fall right back down. Walmart wouldn't even dare sell you that crap.
If you hold your finger out to him right way he'll grab it. That takes like 50 different muscles.... but just closing that 1 sphincter muscle... nuh-uh. Bitches.
People say stupid shit like, it's a miracle! Come on. Looks to me like a pretty damn logical effect of something you did earlier. It's not like when we eat chinese food one night and crap it out the next we call it a miracle. Rats can do this. Get over it.
Babies are fucking ugly. and they all look identical except when they're black.
Dont give me that what a cute baby bullshit. just another fucking baby.
When they ARE ugly people will still say its cute.
Well I can't lie. I need to be honest. So I'll say something else, like ohw its so sweet or some crap. It took me some practise to do that with a straight face.
This one time this woman showed me her baby and it was just so stinking ugly the only thing I could think of to say was "Wow, thats sweetest baby I ever saw"
Altogether I don't think I really like babies. I view kids of more of a sort of...
stubborn STD
Ever seen a giraffe's birth? they drop down like 10 feet, get up with a concussion, and run after their mother. All a baby can do is lie there with a stupid look in its eyes and poop it's cradle.
If you put a baby upright, it'll fall right back down. Walmart wouldn't even dare sell you that crap.
If you hold your finger out to him right way he'll grab it. That takes like 50 different muscles.... but just closing that 1 sphincter muscle... nuh-uh. Bitches.
People say stupid shit like, it's a miracle! Come on. Looks to me like a pretty damn logical effect of something you did earlier. It's not like when we eat chinese food one night and crap it out the next we call it a miracle. Rats can do this. Get over it.
Babies are fucking ugly. and they all look identical except when they're black.
Dont give me that what a cute baby bullshit. just another fucking baby.
When they ARE ugly people will still say its cute.
Well I can't lie. I need to be honest. So I'll say something else, like ohw its so sweet or some crap. It took me some practise to do that with a straight face.
This one time this woman showed me her baby and it was just so stinking ugly the only thing I could think of to say was "Wow, thats sweetest baby I ever saw"
Altogether I don't think I really like babies. I view kids of more of a sort of...
stubborn STD
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tripleblonde
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puppies by a long shot
Robert Jan
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Sensitive subjects are amusing
tripleblonde
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Robert Jan said:
which is why you are always so funny
Y_lifter
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Sweet Puppy Breath VS nasty Baby Formula Burps / Barfs
Puppys go outside to poop VS Babys mess diapers leaving U to clean up.
Unconditional Puppy love VS Babys screaming to be fed or changed
Puppys grow up to be loving faithful dogs VS Babys growing up to be brats
Scold a Puppy and it learns respect VS Scold a baby and it later puts you
in a nursing home
j/k
Puppys go outside to poop VS Babys mess diapers leaving U to clean up.
Unconditional Puppy love VS Babys screaming to be fed or changed
Puppys grow up to be loving faithful dogs VS Babys growing up to be brats
Scold a Puppy and it learns respect VS Scold a baby and it later puts you
in a nursing home
j/k
Y_Lifter said:
This is why I like OTHER peoples babies so not ready to deal with all that.
string_bean00
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Puppies, because I know the baby will grow up, while dogs are always cool.
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