Where's THE AGENT at?!?

[DOCTOR EVIL]

Would somebody throw me a frikkin bone here??!

 

[WODIN]

lmao.... Wassup doc?

 

[DOCTOR EVIL]

lmao.... Wassup doc?

SILENCE!! I will not tolerate your insolence!!

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Your not fit to lick my platform boots.....

 

[DOCTOR EVIL]

SHHHHH!!

I got a whole bag of SHHHHHHH

 

[Kryp2o]

"Mini-me? Hello? Can we put a frickin' bell on him or something?"

 

[WODIN]

Hey Doc. What's your next plane for world domination / destruction?

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

www.zipit.com

would you like to have a suckle of my zipple?

 

[MINIME69]

 

[DOCTOR EVIL]

MINNIE ME STOP HUMPING THE LASER..OK..HONEST TO GOD...WHY DON'T YOU AND THE GIANT LASER GET A FRICKEN ROOM FOR GOD'S SAKE

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

OK this is lame.....

 

[DOCTOR EVIL]

OK this is lame.....

THAT MAKES ME ANGRY...AND WHEN DR. EVIL GETS ANGRY MR.BIGGLESWORTH GETS UPSET..AND WHEN MR. BIGGLESWORTH GETS UPSET...PEOPLE DIEEEE

 

[WODIN]

This is funny....

Mr biggles worth is one scary cat!

 

[Kryp2o]

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Welcome to my halloween out volcano lair.

Lair Rules:
1-No Accusing Chestnuts of being Lazy
2-You Must Try a Hot Pocket....they are quite breath taking
3-Ill Tempered Sea Bass Fishing not allowed
4-Meat Helmets are to be worn only during the spring
5-The moon unit will be divided into two divisions: Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa. Only memebers of these 2 units will have speaking prviledges. If not....look I'm zippy longstocking

 

[pauly]

I'll contribute to this nonsense......

Girl : Austin, what's the future like?
Austin: Everyone drives flying cars, and the world is run by DAMN, DIRTY APES!