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Where would you get married?

Sailor_Girl

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So let's say you are the bride to be, and you are from....um....Wisconsin. And we'll say the groom to be is from Texas. Where the F do you have the wedding? Since it's not letting me post a poll, here are your options, unless you have a better idea....eloping is not an option.

A. The bride's home state

B. The Groom's home state

C. Some where in between

D. Where you are both currently living
 
DON'T DO IT!

If you are having trouble deciding something as simple as that - don't do it...

Hell don't do it anyway. BIG FAT FUCKIN' MISTAKE.
 
bikinimom said:
DON'T DO IT!

If you are having trouble deciding something as simple as that - don't do it...

Hell don't do it anyway. BIG FAT FUCKIN' MISTAKE.

I hope you're not being serious E.

Somewhere that is not a problem for both sets of parents to attend and /or other friends or relatives that you would like to attend.
 
bikinimom said:
DON'T DO IT!

If you are having trouble deciding something as simple as that - don't do it...

Hell don't do it anyway. BIG FAT FUCKIN' MISTAKE.

ROFL!!!

C-ditty
 
Whoever has more friends and acquaintances in their town that will guarantee you more wedding gifts. That's the town to get married in.:)
 
vinylgroover said:


I hope you're not being serious E.

Somewhere that is not a problem for both sets of parents to attend and /or other friends or relatives that you would like to attend.

I am DEAD serious. People don't think about these things. What ever happened to jumping a broom?
 
Nope... What I mean is whatever happened to simply getting married? Why does it have to be such a complicated todo? If "the wedding" which is TOTAL BULLSHIT that has ZERO IMPORTANCE in the grand scheme of things causes difficulty then what on earth would THE ACTUAL MARRIAGE be like?!
 
Word of advice:

Never marry someone who is ALSO in the Navy. Since you will only get a similar station if you file for hardship transfers.


Besides, he just wants to dance the Poop Shoot Boogey. Once he gets it, he'll go back to whore-mongering in Panama or Subic Bay.
 
bikinimom said:
Nope... What I mean is whatever happened to simply getting married? Why does it have to be such a complicated todo? If "the wedding" which is TOTAL BULLSHIT that has ZERO IMPORTANCE in the grand scheme of things causes difficulty then what on earth would THE ACTUAL MARRIAGE be like?!

It's a celebration for alot of people, much like a birthday is, and people want to have those close to them present to say thanks and those people want to be there to share the enjoyment.

I know (western society is doing it's best to belittle the whole institution of marriage, but there are some things in life which i believe should be cause for celebration...........marriage is one of them.

Then again, i come from a Greek background which probably explains my views on it.
 
No, no I am not anti marriage at all.... I am ANTI-WEDDING and ANTI-"MARRIAGE" BULLSHIT.

The marriage has ZERO to do with the wedding. If there is nothing but strife and complication when it comes to the wedding, I can tell you FOR FACT that the marriage won't be any different.

You honestly have no idea how much I would love to be married to a man who loves me the way that I am capable of loving. BUT until then you are looking at a PERMANENT GIRLFRIEND! :D
 
I'd have it in a courtroom if it was my decision. But since my fiance' considers a special moment, I'm letting her do whatever the hell she wants. She keeps asking me if this is and that are ok. I just shrug and say whatever.
 
I would Say texas, but being impartial and my dislike for Cold weather and love for Heat and Humidity.

So when did he pop the question?
 
Pick a neutral site. How about Puerto Rico? If no one wants to travel, who cares? The day belongs to you and your husband to be anyway.
 
I think 99% of weddings are tacky forms of bleeding family, friends, friends of friends and friends SO's for cash and gifts.

It revolts me.

That said that goes for Bar Mitzvahs, Wedding & Baby showers and any childs birthday where there are more adults than children invited.

I mean really, why don't you just start a fundraiser in the paper while you're at it.

Oh to answer your question - I would imagine the best place would be where it would be easiet to plan and where it would be easiest for the immediate families to attend. So I guess your answer would have a lot to do with your personal life.

Personally, I'd drag a few friends out to the beach or to a sailboat and have at it. (Send postcards *just married* to everyone else.)
 
velvett said:
Personally, I'd drag a few friends out to the beach or to a sailboat and have at it. (Send postcards *just married* to everyone else.)

First sane words posted on this thread.

If I ever decide to something THAT INSANE again, it will be VERY SMALL and EXTREMELY INTIMATE. No big to-do. Just me, the guy and my girls and if there are other children involved...

No real fancy clothes, none of that. It isn't THE DAY that is important.... It will be the rest of our lives together that is important.

Learned that shit the hard way.
 
HG Pennypacker said:


I take exception to that. My wedding was perfectly sane.


why don't you tell everyone that you asked your wife it was okay to have the wedding at the Applebees down the street from your one bedroom shack.
 
The Nature Boy said:



why don't you tell everyone that you asked your wife it was okay to have the wedding at the Applebees down the street from your one bedroom shack.

OK, Lion King. I was going to keep quiet the fact that since you've been in town, there have been three mysterious deaths in Times Square hotels, including the latest....the lady who landed on the Mr Peanut sign.

This is, by far, the most disturbing to me, though. Your fingerprints are all over this one:

http://cbsnewyork.com/trouble/recalls_story_016111309.html
 
HG Pennypacker said:


OK, Lion King. I was going to keep quiet the fact that since you've been in town, there have been three mysterious deaths in Times Square hotels, including the latest....the lady who landed on the Mr Peanut sign.

This is, by far, the most disturbing to me, though. Your fingerprints are all over this one:

http://cbsnewyork.com/trouble/recalls_story_016111309.html

fools, that's not eggwhites..... that's "white pee" as I like to call it.

I never heard about the MR PEanut killing someone. I heard about the embassy suites murder. Killing is like watching TV.
 
The Nature Boy said:


fools, that's not eggwhites..... that's "white pee" as I like to call it.

I never heard about the MR PEanut killing someone. I heard about the embassy suites murder. Killing is like watching TV.

All of a sudden, I can't find a link to the Marriott story. It's another example of a racist, white police force protecting Mr Penis.....um....Peanut.
 
Alrighty then. He hasn't popped the question yet, we've just been talking about it a lot lately and that was a main issue we had. We went and looked at rings on Sunday. But that's beside the point. Thanks for the input. I wanna get married back home in Wisconsin in June or July when it's nice and warm. I really liked Velvett's idea though!!
 
Hey Sailor Girl,
I am at school in Madtown right now and I am getting married Jul. 12 at the University Club over looking the Lake in Milwaukee.

I think you should have it in Wisconsin. You could show all those Texans what the Brew City and Cheese State is all about.

Who is the lucky Sailor????

Serenity
 
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