Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below huh? Satanic Goatslayer must have killed him or something.
where is "the lion"???????
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wtf happened to HEKS too?
hamstershaver
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poachers got him
careful, hammy. this is breeding season for amazon phiranas. they get extra fiesty this time of year 
I was scared of his friend Devon, the one iwth the messed up teeth from eating rocks when he got blown on PCP. Heard his mane was messed up from the fina he did.HumorMe said:
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juicedmohawk said:
Let me run up to the Kinkos down the street. The Lion_ should show up soon.
Devon will get you, dont fuck around. you think I'm kidding.
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Devon is the name of my jack russell, doesnt do PCP though.
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bro, log in as the liion and do your Friday shtick....
samoth said:I have no idea who this "Devon" character is, but I just wanted to say that The Lion rules.
While I'm on the subject, I also have no idea who these "phiranas" are, but I bet they're really scarry and stuff.
hello samote,
i appreciate your concern. Devon is to lion as Manny was to Tony Montana.
as for the pirhananas....
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=380890
BrothaBill said:
interesting. how did your jack russell become aquainted with the "the lion"?
bor, i am not the ''the lion''Ulcasterdropout said:
juicedmohawk said:
I've heard of Tony Montanta. I think. If he's not the football player, then I have no idea.
Also, when I said I have no idea what those "phiranas" were, I was actually discretely, and quite cleverly I might add, making fun of your mutilation of the word pirhananas, which, to be honest, I have no idea how to spell myself, so I actually cut and pasted the word from your quote into my reply here to avoid looking like an idiot and correcting someone's misspelling with my own misspelling which would undoubtedly be far worse than that which I was attempting to wittily correct in the first place.
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....at Lion camp
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juicedmohawk said:
heh
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huh?
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like SA isn'tjuicedmohawk said:
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BrothaBill
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There was a major concert being held at a large outdoor venue. Many hours before the gates opened, people had formed long lines to buy tickets. Near one of these lines, at a secluded back gate, a lion jumped out of the woods-- a really big lion! People started running in all directions to get away from the lion. All the people that is, except for one man. He just stood stock still in his place. To no one's surprise, the really big lion went up to him, and swallowed him in one bite. Then, like all lions that have had a big meal, it promptly laid down and went to sleep. Slowly, the people came out of the woods to look at the sleeping lion. One of the people that had observed what had happened said, 'Maybe he's still alive inside the lion. Is there a doctor around?' Sure enough, there was. The doctor very cautiously approached the lion, and placed his stephiscope on the lion's belly. Sure enough, the man was still alive. So, the doctor asked 'Sir, sir, are you OK?' The man replied back from inside the lion 'Yes, I'm OK. You can leave me alone. Can't you see I'm just waiting in lion?
samoth said:I've heard of Tony Montanta. I think. If he's not the football player, then I have no idea.
Also, when I said I have no idea what those "phiranas" were, I was actually discretely, and quite cleverly I might add, making fun of your mutilation of the word pirhananas, which, to be honest, I have no idea how to spell myself, so I actually cut and pasted the word from your quote into my reply here to avoid looking like an idiot and correcting someone's misspelling with my own misspelling which would undoubtedly be far worse than that which I was attempting to wittily correct in the first place.
lol. i dont know how to spell paranahh either. i like your logic. we should do lunch sometime
band!Ulcasterdropout said:like SA isn't
GoldenDelicious
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behind "the zipper" 
lol. shouldnt you be out looking good or something?GoldenDelicious said:behind "the zipper"
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Pirhana
I have those b movies from the seventies on Dvd
I have those b movies from the seventies on Dvd
samoth said:I've honestly never once in my life had someone say that too me.
What are you hungry for? I'm in the mood for some Johnnny.
= why hasnt the ''the lion'' eaten BrothaBill yet?
damn, thats harsh.samoth said:
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juicedmohawk said:
Because I bench 315X12
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nah, i decided to stay in and look good for a changejuicedmohawk said:
well, the first time it was because people on the ana board have no sense of bloody humour, and the secondtime its because i made djufo look silly (well...sillier) and one of his bomb squad cronies decided to jump in. its not his fault, though. if i were as ugly and ill favoured as him, with the gyno he has in his profile pic, id be pretty annoyed with people like me toosamoth said:
quit tryin to church it up, boy... its because you wouldnt swallow for him.GoldenDelicious said:nah, i decided to stay in and look good for a change
well, the first time it was because people on the ana board have no sense of bloody humour, and the secondtime its because i made djufo look silly (well...sillier) and one of his bomb squad cronies decided to jump in. its not his fault, though. if i were as ugly and ill favoured as him, with the gyno he has in his profile pic, id be pretty annoyed with people like me too
