Where is the least romantic place you could meet someone?

[goin on 4T]

the hemorrhoid treatment center

i was going to say that but I couldn't find the specialist name for that type of dr. than i got busy and f-ed up. Nice choice cl

 

[NEO1]

$5 says PM has tried this.

I have a friend that has a beer maybe once every two weeks that goes to AA meetings to meet girls. He says it's easy because they're all so needy and put out quick. I asked him if he thought it was wrong to do that since they're there for recovery and that could take away from it. He doesn't think so and he added, "Dude, these girls have been sucking their dad's or uncle's dick since they were 5, how good do you think they are at it now? Trust me, it's worth a little extra bullshit."

 

[SouthernLord]

while getting a colonoscopy

Prison

The Montel Williams Show

Funny story.....

I was having some ass problems and it got so bad I had to set up an appointment with a Proctologist. From the problems I was having he wanted to do a lower GI to make sure everything was OK. I went in to his office and the girl at the front desk was absolutely amazing. Very gorgeous brunette and she was built just right. I was on kind of on edge just from being in this place and I made some small talk chit chat with her and I got a little flirty. About as flirty as you can get in a Proctologists office lol. She felt my vibes and I could tell she was into me. Ok long story short.... As I was undressing in the office I could see her standing on the other side of a door through a double sided mirror. I got a little panicked. I asked the Dr if she could see me? He said, "No, but she will be my assistant in this procedure today." Fuck. This fine ass girl who I was flirting with in the office 15 minutes ago held my ass cheeks spread apart while this Dr stuck a tube up my ass lol. Very low moment in my life lol.

 

[bobby716]

abortion clinic .. she seemed like a whore so i gave it a go




she was

 

[wootoom]

aids clinic

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

A political rally.

 

[goin on 4T]

Funny story.....

I was having some ass problems and it got so bad I had to set up an appointment with a Proctologist. From the problems I was having he wanted to do a lower GI to make sure everything was OK. I went in to his office and the girl at the front desk was absolutely amazing. Very gorgeous brunette and she was built just right. I was on kind of on edge just from being in this place and I made some small talk chit chat with her and I got a little flirty. About as flirty as you can get in a Proctologists office lol. She felt my vibes and I could tell she was into me. Ok long story short.... As I was undressing in the office I could see her standing on the other side of a door through a double sided mirror. I got a little panicked. I asked the Dr if she could see me? He said, "No, but she will be my assistant in this procedure today." Fuck. This fine ass girl who I was flirting with in the office 15 minutes ago held my ass cheeks spread apart while this Dr stuck a tube up my ass lol. Very low moment in my life lol.

So did you still hit it?

 

[jnevin]

So did you still hit it?

Sounds like he was the hittee, not the hitter.

 

[goin on 4T]

Sounds like he was the hittee, not the hitter.

What about a reach around?
Sounds fair to me.
hmmmm?

 

[SouthernLord]

So did you still hit it?

Fuck. Are you kidding? I couldn't even make eye contact with her after she seen my innards.