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MommaKin
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I'd say they're up to no good...and I wanna see the pics
SSME has something a dozen tranny sites so I think there is a connection. I bet they're all getting the ky out right now and MK I think you'll find those pics on http://www.threegayamigos.com
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MommaKin
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the site is down...they must be re-arranging shit...or exchanging shit, I'm not sure
Train Harder
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MommaKin said:
I think your the only one
supersizeme
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The reason I was late this morning:
An ex of mine that I have been vaginally ravaging for the past week or so invited me over to her place last night. Another dude who I am pretty sure has designs on her was there as well, but she's not down for this guy because he is very hairy and she is occupied with my glorious veined warrior for the time being. So I show up around 10 or so, and the two of them are drinking wine and watching this awful movie on tv. I am basically there to handle business and then go home so I can hit a bowl and then call it a night. It ends up turning into a Mexican standoff, where this guy doesn't cruise until about 1am. He's a really nice guy and all, but in me arriving, I apparently just stuck my cock in the middle of his evening's agenda. And vice versa I suppose. So I live about 30 minutes away from this girl so I already know that when this guy finally cruises, I still have a long ass drive home to sit through regardless of whether or not body fluids are exchanged between this girl and I. But I figure that since wine was being downed that she was gonna be hornier than Days of GenitalIrritation on his first day in prison. No, so sorry ssme, not the case. As soon as this guy left her apartment, she comes back to the couch and goes into cuddle mode. Guess what...I'm not in cuddle mode. If I had known cuddle mode was going to be loaded, I would've cruised at midnight, gotten two bowls in before bed and even had time to rub one out to DOT's avatar (jk man i wouldn't do that). So you can imagine my discontent with the situation. Not to mention the fact that it's fairly clear that neither of us want to date each other so cuddle mode shouldn't even be an issue. I got home by about 2am, having endured an evening more fruitless than a rose bush in the dead of winter. Got into work two hours late as a result of it. Damn this thing known as vagina. Always be messin up my work schedule.
An ex of mine that I have been vaginally ravaging for the past week or so invited me over to her place last night. Another dude who I am pretty sure has designs on her was there as well, but she's not down for this guy because he is very hairy and she is occupied with my glorious veined warrior for the time being. So I show up around 10 or so, and the two of them are drinking wine and watching this awful movie on tv. I am basically there to handle business and then go home so I can hit a bowl and then call it a night. It ends up turning into a Mexican standoff, where this guy doesn't cruise until about 1am. He's a really nice guy and all, but in me arriving, I apparently just stuck my cock in the middle of his evening's agenda. And vice versa I suppose. So I live about 30 minutes away from this girl so I already know that when this guy finally cruises, I still have a long ass drive home to sit through regardless of whether or not body fluids are exchanged between this girl and I. But I figure that since wine was being downed that she was gonna be hornier than Days of GenitalIrritation on his first day in prison. No, so sorry ssme, not the case. As soon as this guy left her apartment, she comes back to the couch and goes into cuddle mode. Guess what...I'm not in cuddle mode. If I had known cuddle mode was going to be loaded, I would've cruised at midnight, gotten two bowls in before bed and even had time to rub one out to DOT's avatar (jk man i wouldn't do that). So you can imagine my discontent with the situation. Not to mention the fact that it's fairly clear that neither of us want to date each other so cuddle mode shouldn't even be an issue. I got home by about 2am, having endured an evening more fruitless than a rose bush in the dead of winter. Got into work two hours late as a result of it. Damn this thing known as vagina. Always be messin up my work schedule.
frorider6
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Damn brother. I can't even make fun of you for that one cause I know how bad that sucks. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
I will take this opportunity to brag about my awesomely hot girlfriend though. She calls me to invite me over for dinner. So I show up at 8. She's in these hot little sweats and belly shirt. She's fresh out of the shower because she went to the gym (oh yeah, my baby works out). Anyway, she's made me this awesome chicken with some kind of complicated expensive restraunt quality sauce and a killer salad. Then we do the cuddle time for a while. Then off to bed where we have a nice little sex fest filled with all sorts of debauchery.
Didn't mean to rub that in (well, not that much anyway). Awesome girls are out there. I'd given up hope myself. Hang in there bro.
I will take this opportunity to brag about my awesomely hot girlfriend though. She calls me to invite me over for dinner. So I show up at 8. She's in these hot little sweats and belly shirt. She's fresh out of the shower because she went to the gym (oh yeah, my baby works out). Anyway, she's made me this awesome chicken with some kind of complicated expensive restraunt quality sauce and a killer salad. Then we do the cuddle time for a while. Then off to bed where we have a nice little sex fest filled with all sorts of debauchery.
Didn't mean to rub that in (well, not that much anyway). Awesome girls are out there. I'd given up hope myself. Hang in there bro.
supersizeme
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oh i'm hanging in there. i have this other girl that i really dig that i just started seeing as of new years eve but we're not quite at the violating each other stage yet, partly because i've been distracted with this ex of mine and trying to sleep with two girls at the same time makes for awful karma unless they're both acknowledged fuck buddies. we hook up for a brief period of time like once a year...usually immediately after she breaks up with whoever she was dating, and she's the finest thing i've pulled in my time here on earth so i like to get the most out of our occasional hookups. it's all for the right cause so i don't feel like an idiot about it. but still i don't really have time for mexican standoffs when booty is the only thing on the menu for the evening.
fro you should hang onto this one. she sounds solid. i realize that wlibbe no longer visits the boards since your cock is occupied but she wasn't right for you. she doesn't understand blow job week. have you gone up the forbidden road yet? if not, i'll need a decent reason. you should be several weeks into pursuing this by now.
fro you should hang onto this one. she sounds solid. i realize that wlibbe no longer visits the boards since your cock is occupied but she wasn't right for you. she doesn't understand blow job week. have you gone up the forbidden road yet? if not, i'll need a decent reason. you should be several weeks into pursuing this by now.
frorider6
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supersizeme said:
I am hanging onto this one for dear life! I'm even listening to those retarded love songs on the radio sometimes. She truly is everything I've ever wanted in a girl.
As far as the forbidden road goes, she's now up for it. She never has in the past, but after a couple salad tossing sessions, she's all ready for it. But I've been to lazy to go to the store to buy lube. Anyway, I'm gonna surprise her when I do it. I plan on tying her up.
(okay, maybe I'm a bit of a perv)
Nothin' says luvin' like a prostate pounding. 
supersizeme
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i'd totally force it. but make sure you have candles lit in the room. grab her by the hair while you're hitting it from behind in the normal hole and scream "SHUT UP!!!", throw some Slipknot in the cd player, and just lovingly force it in the pooper as fast and as deep as you can. before she has a chance to scream, you should have an apple or possibly a ball gag (if you are the ballin ass pimp it took to land this girl, you will have a ball gag) that you quickly shove in her mouf. plug her nose, too, if she's into asphyxiation, which every solid, catholic girl should be into. if she's not bleeding then you're not doing it right and she'll notice this and never want to do it again. also make sure your colon scraping strokes are something akin to the pounding action of a piston in a V10 Dodge Viper at about 6500rpm because anal sex is something sensual and you want to handle it correctly and romantically because in this position you can't be there lovingly looking into her longing eyes. they're probably rolled back into her skull anyways but really it's not important at this point. if any of this isn't clear, just let me know and we'll delve into this further.
supersizeme
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i was hoping it might make you feel nosalgic but i guess i'm the only sick bastard on this thread. maybe your_moms_kneepads could relate. i think i frightened poor f-roider.
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The Shadow
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I hate it when work gets in the way of Elite...
