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When you leave a msg on a chick's machine...

Yarg!

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How long is the wait, before you get blown off?

I left a msg 2 hrs ago on some girl's phone. Anyone with exp on the subject here?
 
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LMAO....i wrote a book on it. give it 48 hours. 2 hours???????? hahahhahaaahahahahhahahahhahhahahhaha.
 
Ok this is deal, I dont know if you saw my "8.5 yrs" thread, but anyways... I called the chick today ( met her on the 31st at a NYEs club) and I left a msg. I dont know if I'm wasting my time here or not, but this is the first time Ive been to a club and the first time Ive picked up a chick at a club. 48 hrs...fuck. Thats a long ass time to leave my cell on.
 
Yarg! said:
Ok this is deal, I dont know if you saw my "8.5 yrs" thread, but anyways... I called the chick today ( met her on the 31st at a NYEs club) and I left a msg. I dont know if I'm wasting my time here or not, but this is the first time Ive been to a club and the first time Ive picked up a chick at a club. 48 hrs...fuck. Thats a long ass time to leave my cell on.
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bro...typically women do not like to "appear" to be chasing down a guy, or being in "pursuit" if you will...just give her some space (time) to respond...no big deal...be cool.
 
When I leave a message on a girl's machine it usually goes like this...

"Hey worm! WTF were you thinking sliding 360 out, off 20 degrees, in mags, when you know the formation drops 3 degrees to the southwest anyway? You are a fucking idiot! See you at the bar. Wait did the message just say this is Kristen? Hey girl what's up?"
 
PBR said:
bro...typically women do not like to "appear" to be chasing down a guy, or being in "pursuit" if you will...just give her some space (time) to respond...no big deal...be cool.
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thnx bro. The thing is shes like 8.5 yrs older than me and I have dated all these stupid bitches in the past, and I feel I am actually at an intellectual equal (and a monetary superior :D) here. She actually knows who Yeats is. And she will obviously be very 'experienced', so I think much more highly of her than the usual run of the mill teenage girl that I date. Now that I think about it, I am sure she is more than USED to being picked up in a bar, guys leaving msgs on her machine..etc, so ofcourse, I'll be cool.
 
Yarg! said:
19. Huggles?? *opens arms*
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Just give her time. If she doesn't call you back in a couple days then call again.


If she still doesn't return your call....................
Then give the fuk up and find another one.
 
BTW Yarg, the Brazilian girl I met the last day in Mexico has emailed several times now, and invited me to Sao Paulo.
Be patient, and good Brazilians, err things, will happen to you.

BTW, the Canadien lost out to her eh.
 
Hey I met a Brazilian chick on NYE too. Apparently Oi means hello, om borra means good bye. And thats all I gotta out of it.
 
Yarg! said:
Hey I met a Brazilian chick on NYE too. Apparently Oi means hello, om borra means good bye. And thats all I gotta out of it.
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Yes, thank god she understood english because spanish doesn't translate to Portuguese very well. I need to start practicing Portuguese I guess.
 
Im going to go to Brazil in 2 yrs or so. The women.. nightlife... food... its just an amazing country. Granted I do not get mugged on the streets ofcourse.
 
Hey thats a dope hotel. You're going to SP, eh? Thats where that chick was from. After you go to Brazil, come up to Canada and I'll show you how to pick up women 8yrs your senior. :D I kid I kid.
 
bro, let me tell you something. don't ever fucking wait for a girl, unless she's in the other room. but even then it's like 5 minutes and i'm gone. make the call, leave the message and go play video games for a few hours. and when she calls back, play video games for another hour before returning her call.
 
humantarget said:
bro, let me tell you something. don't ever fucking wait for a girl, unless she's in the other room. but even then it's like 5 minutes and i'm gone. make the call, leave the message and go play video games for a few hours. and when she calls back, play video games for another hour before returning her call.
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You're single aren't you??????
 
FEISTY11975 said:
I feel for ya ht!!!!!!!! :worried:
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omg. i'm single for more than 2 months for the first time in 10 years and i'm getting pity from a single mom?? i need to drive my car into a fucking bridge abutment..........or maybe drunk dial an ex this weekend...
 
humantarget said:
omg. i'm single for more than 2 months for the first time in 10 years and i'm getting pity from a single mom?? i need to drive my car into a fucking bridge abutment..........or maybe drunk dial an ex this weekend...
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Yeah sure. Go drive your car into a bridge on your way out for more lube. :mix:
 
humantarget said:
omg. i'm single for more than 2 months for the first time in 10 years and i'm getting pity from a single mom?? i need to drive my car into a fucking bridge abutment..........or maybe drunk dial an ex this weekend...
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See if I am nice to you again you fucker!!!!!!!!!

:evil:
 
Yarg! said:
Yeah sure. Go drive your car into a bridge on your way out for more lube. :mix:
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bor. the difference is that when i buy it, it's to ease a ladys' discomfort. when you do it, it's cuz your chaffing from self inflicted friction from your friendship rings.
 
humantarget said:
bor. the difference is that when i buy it, it's to ease a ladys' discomfort. when you do it, it's cuz your chaffing from self inflicted friction from your friendship rings.
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Evidently you aren't easing the discomfort enough, otherwise you wouldn't be single for 2 months.
 
Yarg! said:
Evidently you aren't easing the discomfort enough, otherwise you wouldn't be single for 2 months.
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i said i was single. that doesn't mean i don't have sex.
 
FEISTY11975 said:
Oh ok....I was worried for a second there!!!!!!!
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yeah, you know, these kids and their new fangled gizmometers and stuff.......and ya know what? they got these here pills that'll give ya a boner! even if ya don't want one!
 
humantarget said:
yeah, you know, these kids and their new fangled gizmometers and stuff.......and ya know what? they got these here pills that'll give ya a boner! even if ya don't want one!
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Why do you know so much about these "pills"???????? :worried:
 
FEISTY11975 said:
That is great!!! Next time you're there...say a prayer for Feisty!! :)
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why not. i'm usually prayin' for one thing or another, all day, every day.
 
FEISTY11975 said:
well, one more thing ain't gonna hurt!!!!
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i said i would. if something good happens today, i mean out of the ordinary good, look up and thank you know who & ht.
 
humantarget said:
bro, let me tell you something. don't ever fucking wait for a girl, unless she's in the other room. but even then it's like 5 minutes and i'm gone. make the call, leave the message and go play video games for a few hours. and when she calls back, play video games for another hour before returning her call.
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This is what I would do.
 
Hard to say. I think it depends on the person. I don't have my ringer on a good percentage of the time so I won't notice calls. My phone also loves to skip notifying me that I get vmails. Then I check and have 8. Nice.
 
PBR said:
LMAO....i wrote a book on it. give it 48 hours. 2 hours???????? hahahhahaaahahahahhahahahhahhahahhaha.
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I was thinking the same thing.
 
I'll leave 2 messages at most... make it interesting and bring up something about what she wore or what she said and that it was a fun night.
she might've met a few guys that night and not remembered which one you were.... or maybe she was actually busy for a while...
 
No call back yet, just remembered and checked ph messages. So I should just wait it out like I'm aging a fine wine, eh? You know what my stupid amatuer mistake was? I didn't set a date properly. I actually just said you want to see Munich etc and she said yes. I just assumed Tuesday would be a good day. I should have said, what are you doing Tuesday... Ahh live and learn.
 
Its 9:23pm, she hasn't returned your call yet. Maybe its just me, but, I think she sobered up and realized she made out with a college kid.

I would make alternative plans. Just in case.
 
nycgirl said:
Its 9:23pm, she hasn't returned your call yet. Maybe its just me, but, I think she sobered up and realized she made out with a college kid.

I would make alternative plans. Just in case.
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lmao way to break the kid down
 
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