When you guys pick your nose...

[sermon_of_mockery]

in bed,and you really grab a winner(by that I mean a gelatinous glop that you pull on and you feel it go up into your nasal cavity,and staight down to your soul).
So I'm in bed and tired,and have no desire to get up to bury him,so I roll him between my fingers in hopes he'll dry out within a few minutes.Once dried I'm able to throw him as far away from me as possible.Normally he just flakes off my fingers from all the friction.Am I allow on this one?

 

[Lao Tzu]

nope. whats fun is when you end up with some giant flake that was attached to the side of your nostril for some reason. I usually flick mine after rolling them up.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

I love the flakes.It's like a thick layer of booger epidermousness.Good ammo for the flickin' as well.

 

[DepressiveJuice]

thats not the proper way for a gentleman to behave

 

[dzuljas]

one of my buddies in high school told me that pickin the nose is "macho" especially when u smear it on the wall. I personally use a tissue, but I like to pick my ass sometimes, pick out the extra shit that doesnt wanna come out....hahah jk

 

[HumorMe]

Thump it and listen for it to land somewhere in the room.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Thump it and listen for it to land somewhere in the room.

like I don't do that already?
I saw a buddy of mine actually bounce a snot rocket off the tile floor once.Very impressive.A hero is born.

 

[JBRO]

i like the salty flavor...much better than ear wax.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

sermon must be butter, cause he's on a roll

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

 

[mordy]

this thread is A+

 

[biteme]

I use to spend the night with my cousin when I was a boy. Like a few years ago. Anyway, his older brother picked his boogers and stuck them all over the wall. It was gross. I couldn't hardly sleep for fear that I would roll over in my sleep and touch the wall. Then I looked at the pillow and there were boogers all over it as well. Talk about a gross son of a gun. I don't like to talk about him in this manner though because he died a fews ago from esophagus cancer. He was a really good guy except for the booger picking and sticking.

 

[Aussie Juga naught]

I like the taste.....