When Wodin Had His Cherry Popped....

[decem]

Wodin comes home from school and says to his mom,” I lost my virginity today".

His mom replies angrily, "You tell your father about what you've done, when he gets home!"

His dad comes home about twenty minutes later and he tells his dad that he lost his virginity. His dad says, "Good job son! How was it?

Then Wodin says, "It was pretty good Dad, but do you have any Vaseline? My ass hurts."

 

[havoc]

You coming charging into elite this morning like a recently out of the closet homo to the grand opening of a blue oyster bar with a 40% of astroglide discount card with resume in hand, and you've managed to run completely out of steam only after a few posts. Son, I'll face fuck your earlobe faster than you can spit semen to a A - Team rerun. Stop this nonsense and your obvious display of extra chromosomes before I force feed a bowl of kibbles and bits through the trachiotomy hole in your pencil neck, hopefully that will stop you from screaming my name again like a pond loon on heroin anticipating a needle through the nostril. peace