When will I realize?

[satanic goatslayer]

The average person seems to dislike being locked in a small cage and burned with a tiger torch. I like to cover their heads with a potato sack and play "We didn't start the fire" while lighting the torch. Then, when they think that they are safe, flash, the sack is on fire and they begin to scream. Fun for all. Sometimes the sack goes out without igniting their heads, but usually their domes set on fire and they slowly die while the smell of desperation and burnt skin fills the room. Unless it's outside, then I smoke to soothe my nerves.

 

[addickt]

The average person seems to dislike being locked in a small cage and burned with a tiger torch. I like to cover their heads with a potato sack and play "We didn't start the fire" while lighting the torch. Then, when they think that they are safe, flash, the sack is on fire and they begin to scream. Fun for all. Sometimes the sack goes out without igniting their heads, but usually their domes set on fire and they slowly die while the smell of desperation and burnt skin fills the room. Unless it's outside, then I smoke to soothe my nerves.

They dont dislike it. You once told me........consider the screams as "sounds of appreciation" .

Try a nice spike driven through the sack and into the forehead. That will keep the sack from dislodging. Also, cut eye holes out so you can see the desperation overewhelm them. It is also nice to see the eyelids singe to their eyeballs..

It is funny when they try to blink.

Right before they die, tell them that they are on Candid Camera. Sometimes it confuses them so much they actually smile.

That makes my whole day.

 

[Peyote Killa]

Actually, you will never realize, and even if you do, you will deny it. It is just simply too much fun to not do. I think that you already know that they don't enjoy the torture, but you the fuck cares? I don't and neither should you, you should do whatever makes you happy.
For me it's engaging in battle with children and hand granades. So far I am undeffeted.

 

[Franco C]

Your jokes are 3rd rate coming from a 5th rate man. If you want to see something really funny, go down to your local sperm bank.

 

[ABall]

Holy shit. Back to Triedia. Hehehehe you satanic meatheads.




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Creative though.........

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Your jokes are 3rd rate coming from a 5th rate man. If you want to see something really funny, go down to your local sperm bank.

Your brain is second rate for not knowing that this is not a joke.

If I wanted to see something funny, I'd rip your digestive tract out with a carpet knife and defecate in your abdomen.

 

[gymtime]

Holy shit. Back to Triedia. Hehehehe you satanic meatheads.

SG you're scaring the newbies again. That's probably at least 20 this month. Control yourself.

 

[ABall]

Your brain is second rate for not knowing that this is not a joke.

If I wanted to see something funny, I'd rip your digestive tract out with a carpet knife and defecate in your abdomen.

That was sweet. I might have to quote you on that.



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[Franco C]

Your brain is second rate for not knowing that this is not a joke.

If I wanted to see something funny, I'd rip your digestive tract out with a carpet knife and defecate in your abdomen.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

 

[addickt]

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

Wrong again. Cyanide works well, you can mix it into dmso cream and put it on doorhandles.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Or brain tumors.

 

[Franco C]

Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I don't have a face, but I'd be more than happy to lend you my bottle of sulphuric acid and a straw.

 

[Franco C]

I'd appreciate it but those little kid chemistry sets aren't that potent. Maybe you should ask for a social life next year, or perhaps just buy a hooker; It sure beats goats. We've all been there.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Your replies read like a book written by a dyslexic farmer suffering from Alzheimers. I'd appreciate it if any sort of thought went in to replying to me, that is, if you can muster up the energy after having sixty five percent of your brain removed with a chisel. It must be hard living with hardly any functional brain matter left, but the mind is a powerful thing.

Use it wisely.

 

[Franco C]

Good well thought out retort, well no not really. Your flames mimic that of a school boy trying to fight back as to not lose face for his mother's honor. I suggest taking some m&m's suppository form while you hide in the treetops masturbating to girl scouts. Choad licker.

 

[addickt]

Good well thought out retort, well no not really. Your flames mimic that of a school boy trying to fight back as to not lose face for his mother's honor. I suggest taking some m&m's suppository form while you hide in the treetops masturbating to girl scouts. Choad licker.

That was actually pretty funny. Not as funny as a retarded midget drowning in a tar pit. But still pretty funny.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Good well thought out retort, well no not really. Your flames mimic that of a school boy trying to fight back as to not lose face for his mother's honor. I suggest taking some m&m's suppository form while you hide in the treetops masturbating to girl scouts. Choad licker.

You have lost my interest with that latest of garbled speeches from the drool cup. Consider purchasing a touch and speak from the autistic warehouse if you'd like to communicate more effectively.

Have a nice day Franco.

 

[Franco C]

You have lost my interest with that latest of garbled speeches from the drool cup. Consider purchasing a touch and speak from the autistic warehouse if you'd like to communicate more effectively.

Have a nice day Franco.

Stop PM'n me. No I won't put on red lipstick and suck your dick.