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big_bad_buff
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and got that "i want to curl up in a ball and cry" feeling
when was last time you got your nuts racked?
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Beachbum1546
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In a kumate (karate tourn). i was fighting and the mofo kicked me square in the balls. i was given a 2 minute break then had to continue. i won btw.
string_bean00
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9th grade dodgeball.
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Ulcasterdropout
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my nutz get hit, I'll fucking kill everybody!!
I'll hit a retarded kid in the face with a butt of a shotgun if he gets me in the nads.
I'll hit a retarded kid in the face with a butt of a shotgun if he gets me in the nads.
About three years ago when my 75lb dog jumped up on me an smacked my left one dead center. Think it was bruised, but did not show any bruising. Still it hurt for a good 2 weeks. Was sore for about 5 more months. So bad I had the doc look at it, she said "everything is perfect." 
She even told me if it continued much longer that we should schedule another check up.
She even told me if it continued much longer that we should schedule another check up.Two days ago I was shopping and I went to swing a shirt back on a rack and my arm continues in motion and cracked me in the nuts. Dropped me to my knees real quick but I popped back up holding my crotch. My girl didnt laugh or anything, she just gave me a look like I was a fucking moron. Everyone else in the store just stared.
Time before that was when an asshole kid I see when I go out, gave me a tally wacker. Dropped me to me knees on that one also, but this time I stayed down for a couple seconds and came up with tears in my eyes.
Time before that was when an asshole kid I see when I go out, gave me a tally wacker. Dropped me to me knees on that one also, but this time I stayed down for a couple seconds and came up with tears in my eyes.
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UA_Iron
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Watch out for the old "hey, check out my tricep trick" in the gym
buddies and I used to do that in weight training in high school. One turns their arm so the palm faces the body, has it kind of bent, says "check out my tricep", then extends at the elbow in a violent motion and smacks the balls of the innocent tricep onlooker. Usually you could hit them with your fingertips and that made it worse. And those flimsy gym shorts were no protection against such deviation.
buddies and I used to do that in weight training in high school. One turns their arm so the palm faces the body, has it kind of bent, says "check out my tricep", then extends at the elbow in a violent motion and smacks the balls of the innocent tricep onlooker. Usually you could hit them with your fingertips and that made it worse. And those flimsy gym shorts were no protection against such deviation.
GoldenDelicious
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a long long time ago...some dishits at uni thought it was hilarious to go around hitting each other in the balls...one of them tried it on me, though i blocked it (thankfully) and the look i gave him worked wonders on all of them because they never thought to include me in their bullshit again
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UA_Iron
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flex123 said:
Heres a good one....
When i was about 13 years old i was sitting on a step half way up my garden, sat in such a way that my equipment was inadvertantly resting on the step and my brother was playing golf down the bottom of the garden. Anyway, so my bro hits a shot up towards the top of the garden with like a 9 iron, i can see the ball flying towards me, but get this, i fucking freeze! Cant move, its like half my body wants to dive left and the other half thinks right is the direction to go. In this confusion i end up staying where i fucking was and getting one of Titleist's finest straight on one of my 13 year old nuts catching it between the golf ball and the step.
Pain like ive never experienced before or wish to again.......
When i was about 13 years old i was sitting on a step half way up my garden, sat in such a way that my equipment was inadvertantly resting on the step and my brother was playing golf down the bottom of the garden. Anyway, so my bro hits a shot up towards the top of the garden with like a 9 iron, i can see the ball flying towards me, but get this, i fucking freeze! Cant move, its like half my body wants to dive left and the other half thinks right is the direction to go. In this confusion i end up staying where i fucking was and getting one of Titleist's finest straight on one of my 13 year old nuts catching it between the golf ball and the step.
Pain like ive never experienced before or wish to again.......
Rex
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There was a guy I served with in Okinawa who walked around ball tapping people. He got me with a direct hit on the sack, and I went down. Next time I saw him I kneed him as hard as I could in stride, and carried on to where I was going. Was told he stayed down for a good 5-7 minutes. He stopped ball tapping people after that.
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