When Is the Last Time You...

[H_T_]

tripped and fell on your ass? or face? was it lmao?

 

[jnevin]

Maybe a week ago. Caught my foot on the top stair at a strip mall. I ate shit but fought it the whole way. Like it happened in slow motion.

 

[H_T_]

Maybe a week ago. Caught my foot on the top stair at a strip mall. I ate shit but fought it the whole way. Like it happened in slow motion.

lol. the ole slow mo action fall. complete with the uber slow "NOoooooooo!" kinda like Frank the Tank with a tranQ in his neck....

 

[jh1]

I've becoming quite skilled in tripping but keeping from actually wiping the fuck out.

There is a reason for this.

 

[H_T_]

I've becoming quite skilled in tripping but keeping from actually wiping the fuck out.

There is a reason for this.

because you're a twinkle-toed mofo.

 

[vixensghost]

This past winter, in heels, on the busiest street in Toledo. All you saw was ass and elbows flying in the air.

I'm just lucky I did not hurt myself, thank you snow bank!

 

[jnevin]

I've becoming quite skilled in tripping but keeping from actually wiping the fuck out.

There is a reason for this.

I'd imagine not landing on your kiddo while carrying her could make you learn said skill.

 

[H_T_]

This past winter, in heels, on the busiest street in Toledo. All you saw was ass and elbows flying in the air.

I'm just lucky I did not hurt myself, thank you snow bank!

was there any slippage of underagarments resulting in brief exposure of labes? or bush? i'm assuming you were wearing a skirt. because all women should have to wear skirts and heels, by law....

 

[vixensghost]

was there any slippage of underagarments resulting in brief exposure of labes? or bush? i'm assuming you were wearing a skirt. because all women should have to wear skirts and heels, by law....

Bush-waxed and pretty.
Skirt-Yes,and very expensive.
Thank God I had pretty panties on that day. Nothing worse than showing granny panties to the world.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

last friday camping, I was carrying a small tree over my left shoulder with a bundle of wood under my right arm hammered out of my mind, going up a small hill back to the fire. the tree stabbed into the top of the hill I lost my balance and I ate dirt pretty hard, shin is scabbed. was lmao for everyone but me. =/

 

[H_T_]

Bush-waxed and pretty.
Skirt-Yes,and very expensive.
Thank God I had pretty panties on that day. Nothing worse than showing granny panties to the world.

sweet. what did they look like? your beaverbush. and drawers?

 

[feisty11975]

We've been doing lots of work on out yard with a dozer...I was riding on said dozer. Dozer stopped, I stepped off with one foot and left the other one on the dozer...yeah, well, that did not work out too good. The dozer is kinda high up and I am not that damn flexible anymore. Anyhow, I ate dirt. Literally...I was covered in mud.

 

[Gymgurl]

Last week

 

[biteme]

had a nice Hawaiin Punch?

 

[biteme]

I can't remember the last time, but I have close calls. I nearly fell down getting out of bed the other day. Pissed me off.

 

[heatherrae]

I was just walking and my ankle turned about 2 weeks ago. I have very weak ankles and they do it all the time. It would probably have been funny if I were not so obviously knocked up. Instead, everyone ran up to see if I was okay.

I think I would have rather them to have laughed...lol.

 

[Smurfy]

tripped and fell on your ass? or face? was it lmao?

i trip but catch myself all the fucking time. probably at least once a day. i swear to god I cant walk right.

 

[Cutiebaby]

I am constantly tripping over my feet..got those new clog thingys that feel like they are made out of Styrofoam or whatever and I keep tripping over the front..sucks too

 

[cboogsrun]

tripped and fell on your ass? or face? was it lmao?

Every damn day it seems. Where I live there is tons of rock and steep ass hills. Its like walking on marbles. Since moving here I've gotten 3 cortizone shots in my knees.

 

[DannoMight]

I had a plank slip out from under me about 12ft high on a scaffold a few months ago. It wasn't quite a lmao cause I was hurting for a week after I fell. I went through a limestone windowsill on the way down with my shin and broke the sill in half. Then I had to fuggin buy the homeowner a new sill. So I had to pay $60 to fall 12ft. LMAO!!!