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When do you stop buying ass?

bigmann245

bigmann245

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discuss :Popcorn:
 
*The_West* said:
you have to pay for ass? i get mine for free.
(good parody, i like it lol)
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well the ass i have is old and im afraid to use it.... these prices, especially for the higher grade ass, is killing me....
 
Yea, but you can shop around and get some econo-ass but you get what you pay for. If you buy some cheap second hand ass it might have a crack in it or a hole or somethnig....
 
bigmann245 said:
well the ass i have is old and im afraid to use it.... these prices, especially for the higher grade ass, is killing me....
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is it mature, or just plain old? nothing wrong with a little experience.
i rarely go for the high-octane ass, that is far too expensive and unstable.
 
*The_West* said:
is it mature, or just plain old? nothing wrong with a little experience.
i rarely go for the high-octane ass, that is far too expensive and unstable.
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Its all good until someone gets hurt..
 
*The_West* said:
is it mature, or just plain old? nothing wrong with a little experience.
i rarely go for the high-octane ass, that is far too expensive and unstable.
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i was told using old ass isnt good so i need to find me some newer ass but doesnt cost me a butt load of money....
 
squatmonkey said:
Its all good until someone gets hurt..
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or breaks down... or left on the side of the road... i once has some ass that spilled out of the car at a red light.... not sure why but i never did see that ass again...
 
bigmann245 said:
i was told using old ass isnt good so i need to find me some newer ass but doesnt cost me a butt load of money....
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they told you wrong, old ass still does the job fine, as long as its not wrinkly of course. thats going a bit far. beware of the shiny new ass, its powerful racy stuff, but very volatile and high-maintenance.
 
*The_West* said:
they told you wrong, old ass still does the job fine, as long as its not wrinkly of course. thats going a bit far. beware of the shiny new ass, its powerful racy stuff, but very volatile and high-maintenance.
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so should i add some octane booster to help ease the ass from working too hard??? friction is a problem with the ass i get....
 
bigmann245 said:
so should i add some octane booster to help ease the ass from working too hard??? friction is a problem with the ass i get....
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well maybe your petrol injector is too large for that particular ass, make sure all stages of the event are well lubricated.
 
lol..

I guess we are going to have to find alternatives, such as wind power or solar. Maybe corn, although I'm not sure how that will help...
 
The power of ass does'nt affect most women like it does men. Men are on earth for three reasons Food - Fight - Fuck. Thats pretty basic, but thats pretty much it..
 
heatherrae said:
lol..

I guess we are going to have to find alternatives, such as wind power or solar. Maybe corn, although I'm not sure how that will help...
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corn in ass doesnt go very well.... wind power will dry up the ass... ive done the solar thing with ass but i couldnt sit for a few days..... :worried:
 
Angel said:
Wow I thought this said gas...
I have never bought ass, no need.
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lucky you, the prices are going through the roof. i hear truck drivers are planning blockades on major motorways is protest to the rising price of ass.
 
Angel said:
Wow I thought this said gas...
I have never bought ass, no need.
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you never bought ass??? then how do you get around??? you must take the bus or something... thats what im going to do... get my ass on a bus..
 
bigmann245 said:
you never bought ass??? then how do you get around??? you must take the bus or something... thats what im going to do... get my ass on a bus..
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Never thought about ass on a bus, Thats a great idea thanx..
 
Thats the good thing about a crotch rocket, If you dont feel like stopping for the po po you dont have to. They wont even really chase you or it dont look like they are..
 
You donb't have to stop buying ass, just stop buying ass guzzlers.
 
bigmann245 said:
discuss :Popcorn:
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You never stop buying ass..

the real trick is to learn to not allow it to own you..

When you can take control of your body, and not allow it to control your life, then you will stop buying ass..
 
SpyWizard said:
You never stop buying ass..

the real trick is to learn to not allow it to own you..

When you can take control of your body, and not allow it to control your life, then you will stop buying ass..
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my ass owns me....
 
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