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ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding

TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.

GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet.

CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.

LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.

VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.

LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.

SCORPIO
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet.

SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.

CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.

AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.

chupa me la peha
 
Hey velvett I'll rent Sleepless in Seattle tonight wanna come on over . . . hehehehe :eek2: :D
 
Yeah...

Peyote Killa said:
Gemini, that explains the personality thing with COOL__Page Me!
He must be the duality you speak of.

...I'm a schizophrenic.






...and so am I.
 
Kryp2o said:
Hey velvett I'll rent Sleepless in Seattle tonight wanna come on over . . . hehehehe :eek2: :D


You know what they say about stunt performers....
 
AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.



I prefer Llamas and I work in the IT area. I am a Perv though.
 
I'm an Aries and i dont know where the hell you got that info from. Your dead wrong on your comments bro, I only jerk off at barmitzvas. I would never do it at a wedding.:evil:
 
smallmovesal said:
hey velvett how did your show go? i love your new avatar - is it you?

It's going well thanks!
Official opening party is the 30th and I have nothing to wear.
EGADS! What's a girl to do?

Thanks, but it's not me - the resemblance is uncanny though - weird.
 
AGENT SHAGWELL said:
Aries...and I just went to a wedding last weekend...hehehe:fro:

Did you keep it down as to not disturb the wedding? LOL

Cancer here....... I don't want to be murdered
 
time to go shopping velvett!! you live near ny the shopping must be great! *drools at the remembrance of the shopping in ny* :)
 
LIBRA You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.

i don't want to be made a prick all my life although i wouldn't mind a guy with a really big one :)
and it is fine... no one has to come to my funeral anyway.. i'll be dead, what do i care
funny shit :)
 
SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.

This is so true, except about the sex toys and porn. ;)

And I always get along with other Sagitarius'.
 
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