What's your shower routine?

[KillahBee]

- turn on the ipod Bose speaker dock thing, make sure I like the next 3 or 4 songs
- let the water run in "bath" mode, then turn it on shower mode once it's the right temp
- make sure my towel is set on the edge of the sink
- hop in
- wet the entire bod down, including pits and grundle
- get the hair soaked, take a few minutes to admire how good it looks wet in the mirror (yes, I have a mirror in my shower)
- wash my hands with bar soap
- wash my face with face soap
- start from the neck down washing the bodacious bod. usually do the upper torso first, followed by a rinsing, followed by the waist down
- wash off
- shampoo (Organic Asian Pear, no doubt)
- rinse
- condition, leave it in, shave, then rinse off
- make sure the grundle is free of any lingering soap residue
- turn off water
- exit out the right side of the shower
- I like to dry off most of my bod while still in the tub, then hop out onto the rug and dry the rest
- usually do a few dips using my sink and top of the toilet

 

[jh1]

You shower in a tub?

 

[alien amp pharm]

You don't take your clothes off?

 

[KillahBee]

You don't take your clothes off?

Rather, I do not ever put them on.

 

[KillahBee]

You shower in a tub?

Are you retarded? I live in an apartment. Have you never seen a shower/tub combo?

 

[the_clockwork]

Turn on water, wait a minute..

Get in, wet and wash hair

Wash face with face wash

Wash body neck down w/ body wash

dry off some in the shower

get out and blow dry (yes I blow dry my hair, so fuck u)

 

[alien amp pharm]

get out and blow dry (yes I blow dry my hair, so fuck u)

lol, prettyboy

 

[rnch]

wash, rinse.


i'm a basic kinda guy.

 

[alien amp pharm]

1. run water
2. take clothes off
3. feel water
4. start shower head
5. enter shower
6. pee
7. wet body & hair
8. wash hair
9. rinse hair
10. wash body
11. rinse body
12. stick finger in butt then sniff to make sure I'm clean
13. dry off

 

[jerkbox]

i warsh the goodies first

 

[rnch]

1. run water
2. take clothes off
3. feel water
4. start shower head
5. enter shower
6. pee
7. wet body & hair
8. wash hair
9. rinse hair
10. wash body
11. rinse body
12. stick finger in butt then sniff to make sure I'm clean
13. dry off

and people just assume that's DIRT under your fingernail.......

 

[the_clockwork]

i have a jet tub in my master bathroom I never use and a seperate shower so I only use a shower.. I hate shower tubs

 

[ksharp01]

turn shower on to get temp right while getting clothes & towel
get in wet hair
shampoo
rinse
put in conditioner
before rinsing put soap on bath gloves
clean and exfolitat entire body
shave bikini area
shave pits
and rinse hair and rest of me

if I have to shave legs, I have to do sitting in tub

 

[jackangel]

i find myself ambivalent. on the one hand, there is the futility and lack of originality that comes with denouncing something as completely gay.

on the other, there is this burning desire to tell of the gayness found herein (which is of brobdignagian proportions). compounding that, there is confusion as to why no one else has mentioned it before me.

i'm eating low-fat cottage cheese with a pineapple and grape fruit salad.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I have a 2 person jacuzzi I use to take a bath
and only use the shower-tub to take showers in.

A shower-tub just feels nasty to take a bath in for some reason.

 

[jackangel]

you take baths too?

hmm. how do you feel about milk and hotcakes?

 

[jh1]

Are you retarded? I live in an apartment. Have you never seen a shower/tub combo?

NEVER!!!!

 

[SC4EVA]

You should wash hair first before body and face.

 

[heatherrae]

and people say I post too much.

 

[rkp3194]

this shits funny. i always knew that this e-mail would be of use.




Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to do : more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower.

Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Part 2: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her while making the woo-woo sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off - Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
Throw wet towel on her pillow.

Have a great day!

 

[Subzeero]

its pretty easy for me actually.

-get in the shower.

-fuck your mother.

-get out.

 

[nefertiti]

ksharp is nearly identical to me...

-Turn on water to hottest setting
-Remove clothing
-Adjust to cooler temp, and get in
-Wash and rinse hair
-Put in conditioner
-Scrub entire body with bath gloves
-Shave all appropriate places
-Rinse everywhere
-Get out and dry off in the exact same pattern (back, arms, face, boobies/stomach, legs/butt, then hair)

 

[KillahBee]

Weird, HR is STILL post stalking me. Damn girl, you've been BITCH slapped by the powers that be basically laughing at you for having no life whatsoever and being a nuisance here. I've had your boring ass on ignore for months yet you still post stalk me - in EVERY thread I make. It's getting creepy now, guy. Go ahead and put me on ignore.

I"ll let you know when I will allow you to put me in your mouth.

 

[heatherrae]

Weird, HR is STILL post stalking me. Damn girl, you've been BITCH slapped by the powers that be basically laughing at you for having no life whatsoever and being a nuisance here. I've had your boring ass on ignore for months yet you still post stalk me - in EVERY thread I make. It's getting creepy now, guy. Go ahead and put me on ignore.

I"ll let you know when I will allow you to put me in your mouth.

Calm down, KB. Take a chill pill. I was just playing with you. Pull your panties out of your butt, KB. They are all bunched up.

PS -- if you had me on ignore then why did you even comment? lol.

 

[reno240]

-Wake up - I am already nude
-Turn on water to let it get warm
-take a piss
-let one rip
-stand all the way in the back against the wall to avoid cold water blast
-switch water from tub to shower
-get wet
-stand there with head against side wall while water beats against my back for 5 minutes
-pick lint out of my belly button
-clean body with lever 2000 and washcloth
-wash what little hair I have with shampoo plus conditioner in one
-shave in shower "Fogless" mirror
-use wife's razor to shave taint and sack
-use wife's loofa (sp) to wash my ass
-leave water running while wife gets in and I get out of shower
-dry myself
-go out to real mirror and shave the spots I missed while shaving in my crappy ass "FOGLESS" mirror.

 

[Frisky]

I spend too much time in the shower.

Set water, steaming hot
undress... then tinkle (not in the shower like aap)
Get large towel and place it on the towel rack
massage my lush breast
stand there in the water for a few minutes relaxing
wet hair, then shampoo
rinse then condition and pin it up to let it sit for a while
Do the whole shave routine (top to bottom)
rinse
get my body towel thingy and soap up and scrub from top to bottom
use my face soap and lather up and scrub face
remove hair clip and rinse out conditioner and rinse off entire body
Stand in shower for another 5 or so minutes
grab towel and dry upper body
step out and finish drying body
apply lotion all over
Get q-tips and clean the ear's
wrap towel around me, then walk out of bathroom and do the quick flash to the beau

Oh and I have one of these... best damn thing I ever bought

http://i10.tinypic.com/43q40eo

 

[KillahBee]

-Wake up - I am already nude
-Turn on water to let it get warm
-take a piss
-let one rip
-stand all the way in the back against the wall to avoid cold water blast
-switch water from tub to shower
-get wet
-stand there with head against side wall while water beats against my back for 5 minutes
-pick lint out of my belly button
-clean body with lever 2000 and washcloth
-wash what little hair I have with shampoo plus conditioner in one
-shave in shower "Fogless" mirror
-use wife's razor to shave taint and sack
-use wife's loofa (sp) to wash my ass
-leave water running while wife gets in and I get out of shower
-dry myself
-go out to real mirror and shave the spots I missed while shaving in my crappy ass "FOGLESS" mirror.

lolololol

 

[jackangel]

its pretty easy for me actually.

-get in the shower.

-fuck your mother.

-get out.

haha

 

[Frisky]

lolololol

dude that is so not funny...

btw... I shave my snatch with my beaus razor.

 

[theoak01]

turn on radio

lay towel on floor for exit

hang towel over curtain rod for face wiping

set temp

get in

aplly head and shoulders allow to sit

turn on massage option,let lower back and neck get massaged

rinse

wash face with clean nd clear

wipe face

clean body with coccoa butter body wash

rinse

dry off

test shot

get dressed

 

[ksharp01]

 

[all the whey]

 

[jackangel]

dude that is so not funny...

btw... I shave my snatch with my beaus razor.

why you gotta be so nasty anyhow

 

[all the whey]

Calm down, KB. Take a chill pill. I was just playing with you. Pull your panties out of your butt, KB. They are all bunched up.

PS -- if you had me on ignore then why did you even comment? lol.

To be honest Killerbee started this thread to learn your more info about your shower routine.

I have a wager with him that it takes you atleast 15 minutes longer in the shower now that you have gained weight with your pregnancy. He thinks less than 15 minutes.

Also, Killerbee bet me that you needed to purchase special bathing accessories to get those hard to reach areas. I said you didn't, and you just let those areas go.

Fill us in girl!

 

[Freddie de Lux]

Are you retarded? I live in an apartment. Have you never seen a shower/tub combo?

I haven't! I've heard about it though. I guess it is just something we do not have here in the Upper East Side.

I spend a lot of time in the shower. I shouldn't though, because my mornings are really rushed.

- I sleep in the nude, so I just take 3 steps to my bathroom
- walk to shower area, open door, start CENTER OF THE SUN hot water. Close door.
- then I invariably look in the mirror to check out my hair and eye brows. Consider some brow trimming myself.
- Test water temperature and turn it down a few notches.
- Enter shower area
- wet body
- wash face with the gentle foam wash designed for my skin by a technician in France
- Lightly scrub face
- Rinse face
- Trim body hair (the very little that I have)
- Rinse
- Scrub upper body (I have been using L'Occitane Verveine, which is glorious in the morning. I hate bar soaps).
- Rinse
- Take time under hot water
- Scrub lower body
- Rinse
- Scrub heels
- More rinse
- Shampoo (Redken Active Express is my favorite. I know, I know - too drugstore-y for me, but it has got to be the best shampoo I have ever put on my locks. Too bad it will be discontinued).
- Rinse
- Conditioner (also Redken)
- Apply body oil
- Rinse
- Turn off shower
- Dry hair first, then face
- Dry body
- Facial serum, then facial cream with SPF, then concealer under the eyes, and maybe a bit of clear mascara to lift the lashes.

 

[wootoom]

i apply a herbal mint moisturizer, and i use little or no alcohol cause alcohol dries out ur skin

 

[Frisky]

why you gotta be so nasty anyhow

hell he doesn't complain...

 

[c00per]

 

[stilleto]

this may be the geighest thread ever.


but anyway.
turn on water
take off whatever I have on, get in.
wet down body
brush teeth and let foam fall out of mouth like rabid dog
wash hair
put in conditioner
wash face with new awesome smelly stuff i got
shave whatever needs it
fly to aruba (want to see if anyone is reading this)
rinse hair
wash body
get out.

 

[jestro]

t
fly to aruba

Thats code for flicking the bean huh?

 

[stilleto]

Thats code for flicking the bean huh?

well hells yeah.

 

[WODIN]

Turn on the shower
Stumble in, fuck the temp, it'll get hot quick.
Bumble about for shampoo in freezing water.
pour half a bottle on head and throw self back under water which is now warm and quickly approaching scalding.
Soap up everything from the top down
Shove my fist up my ass just to get me ready for work mode.
Cry for two minutes under scalding water
Turn water off
Step on floor
grab robe and put it on
take a long shit so that I can say that I'm truly not full of it right now.
Shave, brush, brush, dress.

 

[Yarg!]

water
soap
masturbate
water
dry off

 

[Frisky]

this may be the geighest thread ever.


but anyway.
turn on water
take off whatever I have on, get in.
wet down body
brush teeth and let foam fall out of mouth like rabid dog
wash hair
put in conditioner
wash face with new awesome smelly stuff i got
shave whatever needs it
fly to aruba (want to see if anyone is reading this)
rinse hair
wash body
get out.

you don't rinse out the wash before you put in the conditioner? very weird

 

[stilleto]

frisky, in case you're confused:
wash = warsh

i hope that helps.

 

[galaxy]

Get in

piss

rinse down

shampoo with pert plus

shave arms

shave chest

shave taint

rinse

get out

look at self in mirror

 

[redguru]

get in shower
make shower babies
rinse shower babies down drain
wash
rinse
repeat
get out