What's your ideal job?

[gymrat]

http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

 

[Raina]

I didn't click on the link but I'd be happy if I was a part-time ice cream taste tester and the other half of the time I'd prance around in my pajamas.

 

[starfish]

I didn't click on the link but I'd be happy if I was a part-time ice cream taste tester and the other half of the time I'd prance around in my pajamas.

I'd be the full-time prance around in my pajamas employee

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

Your ideal job is a Mermaid.

 

[strangebrew]

Your ideal job is a Dietician.

Not bad.

 

[strangebrew]

Rofl. I just entered my friends name and it said his ideal job is an Air Stewardess.

This shit really works.

 

[jenscats5]

My ideal job is a Hypnotist.....

You all are getting verrrryyyy sleeeeppppyyyyy.....

 

[Vash]

I didn't click on the link but I'd be happy if I was a part-time ice cream taste tester and the other half of the time I'd prance around in my pajamas.

Holy shit, I was thinking ice cream taste tester before I even entered the thread. My pajama's consist of jean shorts and a t-shirt so I already live that =P (Family freezes my house at night)

 

[Testosterone boy]

Results of first name, middle name and ef handle (which is really test boy, the new name got assigned to me).

Top Gun Pilot.........hoorah

Stripper.........musta known about le' henre.

Brain Surgeon.........my intellect precedes me.

 

[starfish]

I entered biteme's name and it said Church Minister. lol

 

[MAX 300]

"MAX 300, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in."

That didn't even make any fucking sense.

 

[Robert Jan]

It says my ideal job is as Satan. scary. I actually believe this is true

 

[big4life]

Your ideal job is a Anything except what you're doing now.




That is sooooooooo true that it's scary.

 

[MrMuscle]

"Stig, Your ideal job is a Evil boss."

LOL i love it.

 

[biteme]

I entered biteme's name and it said Church Minister. lol

Actually, my ideal job is a blowjob.

 

[®ª†]

when I put in my name .... Professional Hippy. I'm going into computer graphics/3d animation. I guess that could be considered a professional hippy. I do love all the music from the 60's.

[my friend's name] .... Your ideal job is a. This is all that it said which is kind of ironic seeing as how my friend has no idea what he wants to do in life.

[my friend's girlfriend's name] ... Your ideal job is a lap dancer. This is also kind of ironic seeing as how she is currently a stripper. :-o

 

[Optimus B]

mad scientist

 

[Gymgurl]

Jerkbox's personal trainer

 

[SoKlueles]

Im an animal therapist


so, mr doggie, lay on my couch and tell me ur problems

 

[Gymgurl]

wonder if you could figure out little hammy's mind......I doubt it but it would be fun to mind fuck him

 

[SoKlueles]

wonder if you could figure out little hammy's mind......I doubt it but it would be fun to mind fuck him

no thank you

 

[jerseyart]

Insurance Fraudster

How did they know?

 

[Raina]

LOL Mine said "lap dancer". I'm not so sure that's fitting.

But ick...when I put in the name I'll have after I'm married, it said my ideal job is the one I have now.

 

[SoKlueles]

Your ideal job is a Dodgem Driver

thats when i put my first and last name in, wtf is a dodgem driver?

 

[Delinquent]

"Stig, Your ideal job is a Evil boss."

LOL i love it.

Same here

When I put my username in there it said Fluffy bunny trainer

 

[Gymgurl]

Mine came up Movie Star..but I would rather be JerksBox's trainer

 

[MrMuscle]

Your ideal job is a Dodgem Driver

thats when i put my first and last name in, wtf is a dodgem driver?

i got that when i put my whole name as well.

 

[Whiskey]

My whole name said I should be a Heavyweight Boxer

My first and last said bungee jumper
My user name on here said I should be a Professional Hippy

Girlfriends was Heavyweight boxer too...... Hmmmm
not using her middle name she should be mermaid

Whiskey

 

[Fragadelic]

Doug, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.

 

[bran987]

Brandon, Your ideal job is a Stripper.

Bran987, Your ideal job is a Astrologer.

Hm.

 

[coldblue1955]

If I had it my way I wouldn't work at all. I'll be a millionare. But if I had to choose a good job it would be a personal trainer.

 

[ManOfArms]

Your ideal job is a Evil boss YAY! wait, wtf!

 

[Lady Viking]

My whole name said a cowboy, lol.
My first and last said a headteacher.
And as Lady Viking, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.

 

[Pamela]

Said mine would be a Pirate.

 

[*MissFit*]

My ideal job:

"there are alot of ugly people in this world.. and i would like it to be my job to tell them!... Joke...

 

[jackangel]

one that takes a different, more creative view on the issue of sexual harassment. first come the complaints, then the litigation, then the incarceration, etc... 'm so tired of the same old shit: "he walked up in and put his dick in my mouth without asking" ... "he tried to bend me over in the big quarterly meeting" ... "gardening implements weren't meant to be used that way, especially not sans lubrication" ... blah blah blah ... whine whine whine.

people suck.

 

[Zebo]

Supermodel.

That settles it, I'm outta here......

 

[Carmen]

sugarplum, Your ideal job is a Panto Dame.

wtf is that?

 

[tiger88]

what my gf said once

proffessional sunbather

 

[Carmen]

ok, this is stupid
i tried again with my real first and last name and it said:
(insert real name here), Your ideal job is a Church Minister.

yeah, hello, i'm an atheist.

i tried it with just my first name instead of both and it said my ideal job was the village idiot. thats more like it.

 

[*MissFit*]

it sayid, "Tracey XXXXXXX, Your ideal job is a Circus Freak.

hmm i can contort my body.. sure.. why not.. I always say i come from circus ppl

 

[Rex]

Rex: Nursery Teacher
Mike: Astrologer
Michael: Nun

 

[Mr. dB]

"Dave, Your ideal job is a Superhero. "

 

[Subzeero]

A brain surgeon. Just what i want to be. But my dream job is an aid worker/doctor in Africa or any other poverty stricken nation which i should refrain from mentioning.

 

[DIVISION]

'Twas just a dream for me, to be the Psychologist PhD would get the green for me.
Scene clean in my office, clientele list on swole, ready for trouble.
Break out the DSM-IV, analyze my patients, solutions to their problems in amongst the rubble.
I'll help you if you fall, let you ball for life, a constant wish in my mind to help you find the right.
I wanna help you rise, keep your eyes open, witness you realize your greatest dreams in the sky wide open.
I will crush any bustabitch tryin' to stop my wish to have a million dollar practice get riches...








DIV

 

[gab9681]

First name only: nun
First and last: muppet impersonator
First, middle and last: Ping pong ball inspector

For my old lady:

First: Mermaid
First and Last: Human Shield
First, middle and last: nun

 

[Maverick]

bed tester for sealy !!!

 

[Sigmund Roid]

I want to work for Eli Lilly
Please gimme a job, I will sweep the floors for you!

All those nice bottles of GH floating around is paradise for me.