Whats the weirdest place

[theoak01]

you have had to relieve yourself outside.

today Im coming home from work and im in the middle of nowhere all fields and bam it hits me like a freight train,I gotta go and go now. so I try and shrug it off and trek on home,only 20 more mins to go,and its gets worse and worse.

eventually I found a half acre wooded area behind a little pioneer cemetary and I hoped out and went,using a best buy flyer for TP.

that is officially the weirdest place ive gone,kinda creepy near a graveyard

 

[binö]

i was washing my truck in one of those self-washing bays and all the sudden i had to piss.
people all around me vacumming and washing so i had to be stealth...i kneeled near my front tire like i was checking the pressure and discreetly pissed in the drain.

 

[vixensghost]

At the end of Milan, Mi.'s quarter mile drag strip. I don't do well with those damn porta-potties! They are EVEN worse after 10,000 people have filled 'em.

 

[all the whey]

I bet needto says Angel.

 

[resqguy]

I actually dropped a deuce in someone's driveway in the French Quarter, a few blocks from an old club called "Velocity." I had to use my boxers to wipe my ass.

 

[txbondsman]

funny thing about a man peeing standing up, it doesn't matter what he's doin, lookin' away and pointing at somethin, both hands on his head, etc, no matter what he does, you can be driving 100 mph down the hiway and say, "that mans peein right there...".

 

[blueta2]

on the highway.....I had to pee so bad and there was no area with bushes or trees so I just pulled over, opened my car door (was in the passengers side) and peed. A few peeps honked

 

[all the whey]

on the highway.....I had to pee so bad and there was no area with bushes or trees so I just pulled over, opened my car door (was in the passengers side) and peed. A few peeps honked

 

[blueta2]

hahaha.........you're so friggin hilarious

 

[all the whey]

hahaha.........you're so friggin hilarious

I didn't realize you two have been friends since you were in school.

 

[Sub-Zero]

i dont even hold my piss in anymore, if i gotta go ill just find a bush or a fence and piss on it....iv pised in parking garages, all over the fuckin place.

if a cop stops me ill tell him i have a bladder problem and couldnt hold it

 

[binö]

i dont even hold my piss in anymore, if i gotta go ill just find a bush or a fence and piss on it....iv pised in parking garages, all over the fuckin place.
if a cop stops me ill tell him i have a bladder problem and couldnt hold it

same here with defecation

 

[theoak01]

I can usually hold a piss,but damn I had the ten second nasa countdown going on there,I barely got my pants down and the turd shot out with velocity

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

One time on the way to work I had sphincteritis and had to pull over and take a shit in a cornfield at 5am in the middle of nowhere. Unfortunetely right when the turd was hanging half way out my ass my sisterinlaw who drives the same route to work pulls over and starts yelling for me. I didn't have much other than the truth to tell her, what else was I supposed to say? I always play in here at 5am before work? LOL.