If we have nothing in common, then I won't associate myself with someone.
I won't associate myself with STRAIGHT people if they:
* Don't understand the variations and different uses for the 42 brands of vodka available.
* Expect me to supply them with the hottest fashion and style info.
* Are narrow minded and ultra religious.
* Wear a bad hair piece.
* Have a brood of mini Damien children that they insist on bringing everywhere.
* If they think sofa size velvet paintings are "art".
I won't associated with GAY people if they:
* Don't own a stick of furniture, but yet have every CD or porn video released in the last 8 years.
* Do the circuit party thing on a weekend basis.
* Have a dangling ear ring or hair piece.
* Resemble a twinky.
* Live in an apartment with 4 other roommates and all of them sling hair for a living.
* Wear Daisy Duke shorts.
* Have mulitple gay pride, pink triangle or leather stickers on their vehicles.