What's the best way to shave your ass??

[Ffactor]

Specially in between the but cheeks!

 

[beastboy]

High Pressure Water.

 

[WODIN]

Real men use straight edge blades and only drink single malt Scotch Whisky! Damnit!!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

roll around in a small tub of heavy whipping cream.
then buy a full grown house cat.
be totally naked and cream-covered in the same room as the cat and something wonderful should happen.

 

[the nature boy]

wipe your ass with fine sandpaper.

 

[PatsFan34]

A good pair of hedge trimmers always works well!!! Just make sure it's the gas powered kind!!!

 

[Ffactor]

So far happy gets full marks for originality!

 

[The Darkness]

A combine harvester

 

[Bullit]

I would use a razor, but you should take advantage of your 'alternative lifestyle' and use your boyfriends teeth.

 

[Ffactor]

I would use a razor, but you should take advantage of your 'alternative lifestyle' and use your boyfriends teeth.

HAHAHAHAHA....Bullit you kill me you cheese tit!