what's the best thing to yell out right before you cum?

[KillahBee]

I usually go for- "Oh yeah! Make the good stuff come out!"

 

[ElvisP]

"You are my fucking whore!"

That seems to be my favorite.

Jake

 

[Snarf]

1. Take that bitch!

2. All aboard for the goo train!

3. Who is your daddy?

4. What's my name?

5. Say aaaahhhh.

 

[Christopher X]

I usually go for- "Oh yeah! Make the good stuff come out!"

I'm not usually up to articulating words by that point.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

"CUMMMMBER!!!"

 

[SC4EVA]

I'm, gonna breed you now?? LOL

 

[rnch]

NOT your ex's name!!

 

[onerepmaximum]

NOT your ex's name!!

Or the other girl's name. Best to keep it generic and replace names with "baby".

 

[GoldenDelicious]

if youre using the withdrawal method of contraception the phrases "im coming!! im coming!! get off!! get off!!" are usually the order of the day

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Oh my Fuckin GOD!
Like a good little catholic girl

 

[hamstershaver]

this feels better than your mother

 

[XBiker]

Or the other girl's name. Best to keep it generic and replace names with "baby".

Good advice. I once made the mistake of calling out the wrong girl's name....

Lesson learned.

 

[machaveli]

if youre using the withdrawal method of contraception the phrases "im coming!! im coming!! get off!! get off!!" are usually the order of the day

you nailed it

 

[rnch]

just yell out your own name!!!!

 

[dzulboy]

fire in the hole

 

[Vítor Rage]

1. Take that bitch!

2. All aboard for the goo train!

3. Who is your daddy?

4. What's my name?

5. Say aaaahhhh.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

 

[HS Lifter]

I prefer

UGHUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH.

Ahh.

 

[obiwan9962]

giddy up!
or
booya!

 

[Robert Jan]

baracacabra

 

[Gymgurl]

You guys are funny...I think I just make to much noise to make sense

 

[sweetnes11]

DONT STOP

 

[magman1]

either duck, or heads up

 

[JerseyDevil]

"think about getting your shit together cause I want you out of here when Im get this nut.... biatch"

 

[satchboogie]

"think about getting your shit together cause I want you out of here when Im get this nut.... biatch"

lmfao!!!!!!

 

[obiwan9962]

here cums your christmas surprise!
lol

 

[jubei]

I say something like "Ohhh fuck!!!" as a decoy when pulling the phantom menace. Works everytime.

 

[Bikini Mod]

My first boyfriend after my ex made this amazing noise as he was cumming.... Sweet Jesus! It's been 2 years since I've heard that sound and I still pop a chubby just thinking about it.

My ex NEVER made a sound. I was with him my nearly my entire adult life (13 years) so I didn't know any different.

Anyways, the first time I heard him make this noise I thought I'd died and went to heaven. It was at that moment that I realized why guys appreciated a girl who was a screamer.

He would make this noise like he was about to die... It was just amazing! I would high 5 myself and say, "I DID THAT!!!" hehehehe The only way I can describe it without actually making the noise is just think of that scene in the deli from "When Harry Met Sally" where Meg Ryan showed Billy Crystal how easy it was for a woman to fake an orgasm, but make it a guy. Everytime I describe the noise to someone - you can tell.... WE ALL JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX!

HEHeheheheheee

Whereas me, when I am honestly enjoying amazing sex I can not concentrate enough to form intelligible words. When I climax the only thing that I can do is make noise... like an animal. No words, just screaming and grunting... Then because I realize the guy is about to go deaf, I usually bite his ear or trap or scratch his back, while choke-holding his legs with my own (depending on the position). When I'm done... I can't be touched for a few minutes. I usually lie there, wrything with pleasure.

*sniff*

 

[KillahBee]

My first boyfriend after my ex made this amazing noise as he was cumming.... Sweet Jesus! It's been 2 years since I've heard that sound and I still pop a chubby just thinking about it.

My ex NEVER made a sound. I was with him my nearly my entire adult life (13 years) so I didn't know any different.

Anyways, the first time I heard him make this noise I thought I'd died and went to heaven. It was at that moment that I realized why guys appreciated a girl who was a screamer.

He would make this noise like he was about to die... It was just amazing! I would high 5 myself and say, "I DID THAT!!!" hehehehe The only way I can describe it without actually making the noise is just think of that scene in the deli from "When Harry Met Sally" where Meg Ryan showed Billy Crystal how easy it was for a woman to fake an orgasm, but make it a guy. Everytime I describe the noise to someone - you can tell.... WE ALL JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX!

HEHeheheheheee

Whereas me, when I am honestly enjoying amazing sex I can not concentrate enough to form intelligible words. When I climax the only thing that I can do is make noise... like an animal. No words, just screaming and grunting... Then because I realize the guy is about to go deaf, I usually bite his ear or trap or scratch his back, while choke-holding his legs with my own (depending on the position). When I'm done... I can't be touched for a few minutes. I usually lie there, wrything with pleasure.

*sniff*

well put.

 

[chewyxrage]

My first boyfriend after my ex made this amazing noise as he was cumming.... Sweet Jesus! It's been 2 years since I've heard that sound and I still pop a chubby just thinking about it.

My ex NEVER made a sound. I was with him my nearly my entire adult life (13 years) so I didn't know any different.

Anyways, the first time I heard him make this noise I thought I'd died and went to heaven. It was at that moment that I realized why guys appreciated a girl who was a screamer.

He would make this noise like he was about to die... It was just amazing! I would high 5 myself and say, "I DID THAT!!!" hehehehe The only way I can describe it without actually making the noise is just think of that scene in the deli from "When Harry Met Sally" where Meg Ryan showed Billy Crystal how easy it was for a woman to fake an orgasm, but make it a guy. Everytime I describe the noise to someone - you can tell.... WE ALL JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX!

HEHeheheheheee

Whereas me, when I am honestly enjoying amazing sex I can not concentrate enough to form intelligible words. When I climax the only thing that I can do is make noise... like an animal. No words, just screaming and grunting... Then because I realize the guy is about to go deaf, I usually bite his ear or trap or scratch his back, while choke-holding his legs with my own (depending on the position). When I'm done... I can't be touched for a few minutes. I usually lie there, wrything with pleasure.

*sniff*

sweeeeeeeeet.

 

[-SD-]

I always just yell "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[GoldenDelicious]

DONT STOP

LOL mate how many times have i heard that

biggest mistake is thinking that she is on the verge and itll only take 2 minutes...yeah right bullshit 30 minutes later....if youre lucky...

women are so frustrating

 

[coldblue1955]

i don't say anything. i just look releaved.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

i usually go: "ah ahh aaaahh SHAZAAM!"