what's the best piece of advice anyone has ever given you?

[GenetiKing]

"Don't eat that."

 

[Workin_at_it]

Words to live by:

Never eat at a place called Mom's.
Never play cards with a man named Doc.
And never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.

- Nelson Algren

 

[Frackal]

"Next time you jack off, stick your finger in your ass before you cum."

 

[Bull69]

Expect a lot of people, but learn to love them where they are at.

 

[Uncle McK]

Bend over and grab your nuts......this ain't no tea party!

 

[HeavyDutyGuy]

"For Christs' sake, get off my foot!""

 

[Train Harder]

No matter how bad something seems there is always someone worse off than you.

 

[Big Wiggs]

never shit where you eat!

 

[bouncer]

"Talk to many, trust few, and ALWAYS paddle your own canoe"

"Always chase Guinness with 12 year old Jameson whiskey"

Bouncer