what's the best piece of advice anyone has ever given you?

[RyanH]

To have an open sexual relationship...

 

[theoak01]

never hold back

 

[Fl.BlackBear]

"Drink water? Hell no, fish fuck in it." W.C.Fields

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Everything happens for a reason.

 

[Hindustan]

quotes

The Four things you should never chase are Trains, Taxi's, Buses and Women. Everytime one leaves, another will arrive after a little while!

 

[Budiak]

Dear old daddy told me once when I was 12 "Never trust fast women or cheap booze."

 

[BloodyMule]

"Daddy you shouldn't smoke, you'll die. I dont want you to die.."
I quit that day......

 

[grip'n'rip]

"sport"

Never call anyone "sport" because that is the sound a turd makes when it hits the water.

 

[grip'n'rip]

"sport"

Never call anyone "sport" because that is the sound a turd makes when it hits the water.

 

[DHOLY1]

-thinking too long about doing something eventually becomes it's undoing

-doing something wrong for so long gives it a superficial appearance of being right

-don't tell people everything you know

-mile by mile it's atrial, yard by yard it's hard but inch by inch it's a cinch

-if you want the truth to stand before you never be for or against it

-trust the process, pain is optional

-all that glitters is not gold

-there is nothing either good or bad, thinking makes it so

-a great man is he who does not lose his childlike heart

-if you can meke them giggle, you can make them wiggle

-hesitation leads to masturbation