what's the best piece of advice anyone has ever given you?

[Kryp2o]

1. Never trust a Sicilian when death is on the line.

That's cause we usually have something to do with it.

 

[The Ranger]

My Father to me:

1. If you're going to be a liar, you better have a damn good memory.

2. Don't get your money, and your honey's from the same place.

3. Women were created to serve man, just don't ever remind them about it.

Ranger

 

[johnny iron]

Pull out!!

 

[Mdguy]

"don't get old"

 

[satanic goatslayer]

People enjoy to be stabbed, they just need a little coersion.

 

[HappyScrappy]

"try pants"

 

[Sassy69]

Don't pet a burning dog.

 

[TxLonghorn]

Stay with the kitty-kitty!

 

[Trevdog]

1. Righty tighty, lefty loosey.

2. Don't take any wooden nickels.

3. There is power in positive thinking.

 

[guards]

DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW!