So 2 guys take a alpaca to a football game and when they came out there was 80,000 alpaca in the parking lot. One guy asked, "how the hell are we ever going to find our alpaca?"
The other guy started walking down the row of animals lifting the tails of each alpaca to which the first guy inquired, "what are you doing"?
The guy lifting the tales replied,"didn't you hear eveyone say look at the 2 assholes on that alpaca when we rode up"?